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Post by rebecca2013 on May 22, 2018 9:51:45 GMT -5
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Post by chinadoll1981 on May 22, 2018 17:52:09 GMT -5
 at least the group only can read her bad puns.... I LIVE WITH HER!!! HELP HELP!!!! 
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Post by rebecca2013 on May 24, 2018 14:46:24 GMT -5
Oh.... now you hurt my feelings Ziyi..... 
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Post by chinadoll1981 on May 24, 2018 18:44:37 GMT -5
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Post by rjhangover on May 28, 2018 13:27:37 GMT -5
A fish in a lake saw a fly and thought to itself, that if it dropped down another six inches, he could jump up and catch that fly. And there was a fisherman on the bank eating a sandwich, and saw the fish, and thought that when the fish went after the fly he was gonna catch that fish. And a mouse thought that when the fisherman went after the fish, he'd drop his sandwich, and the mouse would run up and get the sandwich. But there was a cat that saw the mouse and thought that when the mouse went after the sandwich, he was gonna catch that mouse.....Well sure enough, the fly dropped down six inches, the fish jumped for the fly, the fisherman dropped his sandwich and went after the fish, the mouse went after the sandwich, and the cat went after the mouse, but missed and fell in the lake. The moral to the story is, when a fly drops six inches, a puzzy gets wet.
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Post by 2old on Sept 5, 2018 17:29:16 GMT -5
Scientific fact:
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he hits the windshield of a car?
His butt!!
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Post by rebecca2013 on Sept 26, 2018 12:47:48 GMT -5
 ![]() (Ding Dong the witch is dead)
 (Lemon....Aid) 
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Post by 2old on Sept 26, 2018 13:35:45 GMT -5
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Post by 2old on Sept 26, 2018 15:05:21 GMT -5
I used to run a dating agency for chickens. Shut it down. Couldn't make hens meet.
My wife says she's leaving me because I invade her privacy. Well, at least that's what it says in her diary.
If you take a girl home and she has a banner of the former Soviet Union on her wall... that's a big red flag!
My wife asked what I would do if needed to choose between her and winning the lottery. I told her I've really been eyeing a new truck.
Statistically, 70% of men pay to have sex. The other 30% are not married.
Devastated my sister has Alzheimer's. Hope it doesn't run in the family. My sister has it.
Congratulations to Frank and Christine Smith on the birth of Thomas Jones daughter.
The police are looking for a mugger who frightens his victims with a lit match. They need to catch him before he strikes again.
My wife and I were in the airport getting ready to depart for a second honeymoon. We were talking about the 'kinky' things we had in mind. The wife said she always wanted to be handcuffed. I hid 20 grams of marijuana in her luggage.
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Sept 26, 2018 17:49:30 GMT -5
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Sept 26, 2018 17:51:18 GMT -5
I used to run a dating agency for chickens. Shut it down. Couldn't make hens meet. My wife says she's leaving me because I invade her privacy. Well, at least that's what it says in her diary. If you take a girl home and she has a banner of the former Soviet Union on her wall... that's a big red flag! My wife asked what I would do if needed to choose between her and winning the lottery. I told her I've really been eyeing a new truck. Statistically, 70% of men pay to have sex. The other 30% are not married. Devastated my sister has Alzheimer's. Hope it doesn't run in the family. My sister has it. Congratulations to Frank and Christine Smith on the birth of Thomas Jones daughter. The police are looking for a mugger who frightens his victims with a lit match. They need to catch him before he strikes again. My wife and I were in the airport getting ready to depart for a second honeymoon. We were talking about the 'kinky' things we had in mind. The wife said she always wanted to be handcuffed. I hid 20 grams of marijuana in her luggage. |
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Post by 2old on Sept 26, 2018 17:53:10 GMT -5
I used to run a dating agency for chickens. Shut it down. Couldn't make hens meet. My wife says she's leaving me because I invade her privacy. Well, at least that's what it says in her diary. If you take a girl home and she has a banner of the former Soviet Union on her wall... that's a big red flag! My wife asked what I would do if needed to choose between her and winning the lottery. I told her I've really been eyeing a new truck. Statistically, 70% of men pay to have sex. The other 30% are not married. Devastated my sister has Alzheimer's. Hope it doesn't run in the family. My sister has it. Congratulations to Frank and Christine Smith on the birth of Thomas Jones daughter. The police are looking for a mugger who frightens his victims with a lit match. They need to catch him before he strikes again. My wife and I were in the airport getting ready to depart for a second honeymoon. We were talking about the 'kinky' things we had in mind. The wife said she always wanted to be handcuffed. I hid 20 grams of marijuana in her luggage.  |
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Post by 2old on Sept 26, 2018 18:26:45 GMT -5
Dart boards on the ceiling are disgusting. They make me throw up.
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Post by 2old on Sept 26, 2018 18:39:56 GMT -5
If a penguin is arrested does he have to post bail. After all, he's not a flight risk!
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow! I've never had a weasel in my bar before. What would you like to drink?" "Pop", goes the weasel.
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Post by rebecca2013 on Sept 26, 2018 19:34:13 GMT -5
Don't give me that babydoll.... I hear you snickering!!!!
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at least the group only can read her bad puns.... I LIVE WITH HER!!! HELP HELP!!!! 
