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Post by rebecca2013 on Nov 8, 2017 6:53:06 GMT -5
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Post by rjhangover on Nov 8, 2017 12:06:16 GMT -5
Race to the outhouse by Willy Makeit...illustrated by Betty Don't.
Tracks in the sand by Peter Draggin.
Under the bleachers by Cmore Butts.
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Post by smitty45 on Nov 8, 2017 17:22:24 GMT -5
2 dogs are chasing a third dog, both hauling a$$,,, one dog looks at the other and say;s, ain't this a b*tch? the other dog replies,,, it better be!!!
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Post by rjhangover on Nov 8, 2017 17:59:40 GMT -5
why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches won't get there.
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Post by rjhangover on Nov 9, 2017 13:20:09 GMT -5
Why do Blondes wear loop earings? Stirrups for their Stilettos.
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Post by 2old on Dec 3, 2017 18:14:11 GMT -5
Race to the outhouse by Willy Makeit...illustrated by Betty Don't. Tracks in the sand by Peter Draggin. Under the bleachers by Cmore Butts. "The Yellow River" by I. P. Daily "Rust on the Bed Springs" by I. P. Freely "Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Poo "Hole in the Mattress" by Mister Completely (Sorry!)
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Post by 2old on Dec 3, 2017 18:30:00 GMT -5
How do you drown a blonde? Put a 'scratch and sniff' on the bottom of the bathtub.
A man was washing his car with his son. After a while, the son said, "Dad, I'm beginning to get sore. Can't you use a sponge?"
I used to be in a band. We were called "Lost Dog". You've probably seen our posters.
Whenever I get a headache, I take two Tylenol and keep away from children... just like the directions on the bottle say.
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Post by smitty45 on Jan 4, 2018 22:36:54 GMT -5
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
What's grosser than gross? Eating a bowl of cornflakes and later finding out your little brothers scab collection is missing.
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Post by 2old on Jan 10, 2018 7:55:42 GMT -5
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's grosser than gross? Eating a bowl of cornflakes and later finding out your little brothers scab collection is missing. The "black and white and 'red' all over" has some additional answers. One: What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra. The REALLY bad one: What's black and white and red all over? Nuns after a convent shooting. Why did the blonde dog have lumps on its head? From chasing parked cars. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Jan 11, 2018 6:48:33 GMT -5
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."
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Post by rebecca2013 on Jan 13, 2018 0:37:10 GMT -5
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."
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Post by rebecca2013 on Jan 13, 2018 0:37:59 GMT -5
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's grosser than gross? Eating a bowl of cornflakes and later finding out your little brothers scab collection is missing. eeewwwww
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Post by 2old on Jan 14, 2018 13:59:51 GMT -5
What did one of Grandma's boobs say to the other one? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
Why did the toilet paper NOT cross the road? It got caught in a crack!
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Post by rjhangover on May 3, 2018 15:12:16 GMT -5
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump won't pay a thousand dollars to have a lentil on his face.
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Post by 2old on May 20, 2018 15:19:27 GMT -5
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken!
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