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Post by Weezer on Mar 2, 2021 20:52:21 GMT -5
Oh my! oh my! .what am i 20ld? Chopped meat? you didn;t even say hello or take the time to read, my long poetic tweet? Oh what a day today, our Neighbors dog invited himself inside our house..He did it quick like a mouse! So i fed him some of the cats left overs then he wandered into the living room.. as i softly following him but not too far where Beauty saw her, ( AND our Beauty looks exactly like the cat on dusty's new avatar!!!!! Anywho, Beauty was use to seeing him outside before , everyday the neighbors dogs come to our door they know how to beg us for a bone or maybe something from our cookie jar! But today was different, i opened the door and before i could even count to four! he enter and walked pass me and then preceded to lay down on the floor! i said , "what wrong Whitey ?" it was as if he gargle out the some words " its just too dam cold outside and decided just to come inside,,!" i said , well welcome to our home, As Beauty came closer as we all know cats are curious. she almost came up to his nose, but i know this dog Whitey very well and every day he sees beauty looking out the window at him. Beauty looked up at me as if to say, can we keep him? Can we adopt him today? So i had to explain , he is not our dog i only let him in to warm up and take a nap. well sleep he did and about an hour went by.. Then i heard Whiteys play-mates bark , oh Hark! Whitey wanted to go out again to play in the park. so i opened the door , he flew like a greyhound Im sure he told his buddies how nice we were and told them he took a nap but was hard because of that cat and her very loud purr!!!! So anywho, that was my highlight of the day. ' im sure whitey will be coming back another day.. to visit with Beauty and hope he will play..! So time for me to go away and come back here again some other day,,Tomorrow. i hope and i pray it will start to warm up outside so Whitey can at least play with some pride.. well what do you know, im the LAST TO POST YOU ALL KNOW HOW I LOVE TO BOAST!! Im LAST !!!
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Post by 2old on Mar 3, 2021 8:09:35 GMT -5
Cats and dogs! Dogs and cats! How about that? Weezer's feeding the neighbor's dog food for a cat! Whitey's doggie pals will think something's amiss When that old dog begins to meow and to hiss!!!
Had a good friend, may God rest his soul Who fell on hard times and it took its toll. His cupboards were bare, no food for his dog or himself. Not one morsel of nourishment left on a shelf.
Donning his boots and donning his hat, his feet hit the ground As he walked all the way to the local dog pound. Telling the attendant his dog was starving... nothing but skin and bones. They gave him some dog food for the dog and, for him, some scones.
Now the old man knew his neighbor was also very poor So, he took the scones and knocked on his neighbor's front door. "Here's some food that should make you at least one single meal. It's my hope you will eat them and much better you will feel!"
Back to his own home, he unlocked and entered his front door. There lay his poor dog, starved to death on the living room floor. So hungry himself from being without food for at least a week He began to shove the dog food into his very own cheek.
The dog food was tasty, as most anything would have been at that time. Now, surely for survival, a human eating dog food should not be a crime. Feeling revived, he decided to go back and check on his neighbor... his friend. And that's where he met such an awful, pitiful end.
After eating the dog food and heading down the street He found himself walking on all four... both his hands and his feet. A siren was sounding from a an ambulance and he sounded off with a howl. When the neighborhood cat dared to make an appearance, he let out an angry growl.
Suddenly he stopped in the street, turning circles, chasing his imaginary tail When a speeding car struck him and high into the air he did sail. At his funeral people commented there was a faint odor of Purina Dog Chow! And 2old is first to post last and will win this competition some how!!!
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Post by Weezer on Mar 5, 2021 15:03:11 GMT -5
Oh my Cod!! that poor starving man turned into a dog? This has got to be 2Old's best one yet!! where in his head was this story hidden. or maybe its just more like a big bit of Fibbin' !!
anywho, March is knocking at our door sometimes its hot outside then the next day its cold as the Atlantic Ocean off shore!
Crazy weather and a crazy world Hope for the day this Covid is over we can all ditch our masks and begin to believe again in 4- Leaf Clovers..
We need all the luck we can get and Hope im the lucky one to finally be Last .. that day will come soon.
Look for me when you look at the moon! Im last at last and hope to see ya'll there soon!!
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Post by jaila on Mar 5, 2021 17:13:54 GMT -5
Well, goodness I sure am glad 2old warned us as he did! That we truly are what we eat, so read the labels on the lids!
Does this all mean I could feed my cat human food? And that then she'd turn into a human who would brood? Over what we're serving for dinner and how the mattress might feel? In the end, this does not sound like a very good deal.
So I guess Weezer should feed Whitney dog food, and stay on her toes. And let Beauty continue to sniff with her nose.....
Beauty, as all cats, will eat only what she wants and prefers! To NO dog or human, will any cat defer!
Well, this leads to a question I can only ask here.... How long till the neighborhood squirrels turn into the type of wild birds that feed near?
They all share the same birdfeeder, as most squirrels and birds do, ANd there's nothing a mere human could possibly do.
SO will their species forever be changed and then gone Due to eating the wrong foods, for so very very long?
As I said and I will now repeat, I would NOt ask this question to just anyone on the street.
They wouldnt understand how rational we all are here, While we strive to be the First to post Last, for the YEAR!
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Post by 2old on Mar 6, 2021 7:59:45 GMT -5
Well, jaila aren't animals smarter than man? Let me explain what I mean, if I can. Should squirrels eat only the nuts that fall from trees? Is grain and seeds not their natural diet... Oh, please! A squirrel isn't eating food that is made for your feathered flock? They are just eating their nuts already shelled, is that such a shock? Dog food and cat food are made in the same manufacturing plants, don't you know? About the only difference is whether the package picture is "Tabby" or "Fido"! Now humans are a completely different story, this I must say As I tried one of our puppy dog's treats just the other day. Within hours I could feel my mouth growing two fang-like canine teeth And when I closed my mouth they punctured my bottom lip just beneath! My wife took me to the dentist in hopes of finding some relief He gave her some pills... Ketamine... Good grief!!! That's what they use, sometimes, to put dogs to sleep... for good! Now the reason he gave her those pills for me is understood! I suspect that jaila and Weezer have joined my wife in a campaign To get 2old out of this competition... Isn't that insane? So... I'll just change my diet from Purina ProPlan to Alpo in a can And be first to post last... Yes! That's my plan!!!!
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Post by jaila on Mar 6, 2021 20:06:12 GMT -5
HAhaHAha....2old, you are funny indeed! But I understood what you explained, about the bird seed!
As for a plot, to win the competition this coming year; I'll tell you the truth, if you won't shed a tear.
We need not conspire with your wife and your vet, In order to earn the trophy which we are sure to get!
We'll get it by our skills, and our propensity to be on time, By our perseverance and fortitude, and talents at rhyme.
We'll win it fair and square, with no need to cheat. Another year will come, where you're apt to be beat.
But do switch to Alpo, if that suits your taste! After all, there should not be a morsel to waste.
Clean your plate, as all good dogs (or humans) should do, And enjoy whatever you are and become, that is YOU.
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Post by 2old on Mar 8, 2021 7:48:08 GMT -5
Places to go! People to see! Today, the rest of the world I'll see! Women to love! Songs to sing! Shackles can't stop me from doing most anything!
Races to run! Speed records to set! Gonna do everything I haven't done yet! Spinach to eat! Asparagus too! Steaks to eat and maybe a hot dog or two!
I didn't come to play! So, stay out of my way! This is serious stuff! Gotta be last to post today! Rambling and rhyming, typing word after word. Standing on the street corner, screaming to be heard!
People are gathering, it's becoming quite a crowd! With visions of the future, this mind of mine is endowed. Pay attention, people! I'm the greatest to ever sermonize! Listen to what I have to say and I'll make you very wise.
An ambulance has arrived, with lights flashing both red and blue. They cannot be for me so they must be coming for you! Now, why are those men in white coats beginning me to surround? Ouch! They have just sprayed me with mace and have wrestled me to the ground!
Guess I'll be returning to the "home" I left earlier today. They'll put me back in that "quiet room" and lock me away. I'll return one day... the day I break free from the padded cell To win the "first-to-post-last" trophy and hear my fans applaud and yell!!!!
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Post by jaila on Mar 8, 2021 12:33:18 GMT -5
Don't worry, dear 2old; it will not be only you. Don't fret or feel lonely, and do not be blue.
We've all done the same strange behaviors, around here. For the entire world internet to see, I do fear.
They'll have a special place for TakeRefuge Forum participants. Well, perhaps with some dividers for the ladies and gents. With special games for us to play, I certainly hope! Otherwise, I WILL join with you, to do nothing but MOPE!
And they MUST provide internet, for we must interact. And we must proclaim a 2021 winner; that IS a fact!
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Post by Weezer on Mar 10, 2021 22:44:32 GMT -5
Ah, jaila and 20ld and including myself And sometimes Dusty will appear But we all have nothing to fear. The time is tickin' and we all are still kickin' sometime thou, that 2old needs a lickin' ! but we all love to hear from the most famous poet. that just like shakespear.. 2old has big feet and we know it! He has not won any new year race here that i recall in the past New Year.. now i want to make myself perfectly clear Watch on this coming new years eve night! and hold on tight as you listen as to who will be the Grand Take Forage winner without a fight! yep , you guessed it right , it will be Weezer who has run with all her might , winning that Beautiful Trophy that night !!
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Post by ruby on Mar 11, 2021 17:14:08 GMT -5
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Post by 2old on Mar 11, 2021 19:10:25 GMT -5
The din from the crowd grows, loud as the screams of a hungry alligator. Little do these competitors know, they are nothing but spectators! There is only one who can win this in twenty twenty-one And that is he whose current rhyme has only begun!
My crystal ball has a place I can peer inside... an aperture. When I concentrate and look inside, I can distinctly see the future! I see the competitors crying, tears running down their cheeks like rain As they realize 2old has won the prize, they're racked with sorrow and pain!
So much will happen in the future, my crystal ball tells me so. As an astronaut on a trip to the moon, I will go! I see myself floating across the surface of the moon. No! It's not cheese! It's windy up there and my coattails are fluttering in the breeze.
The invitation I received noted it to be a black tie affair. The absence of gravity plays havoc with my hair! Took a shower and shaved before leaving the ship and venturing out. Surely there's some "Moonbeams"... gorgeous ladies to which I can give a shout!
Difficult to understand why that old cow jumped over the moon so long ago For the cornfields are ripe with crops... so many within an easy stone throw. The journey will be exciting. I'll report back when I return to this Earth. From what I see in the crystal ball, my report will be full of humor and mirth.
Upon my return to Earth, I'll buy a Harley and start a cycle trip circling the globe. I'll be flying down the highways in my pajamas and a fuzzy bathrobe! Bridges have been built, spanning the Atlantic and Pacific connecting land with land. How it will be done so quickly is something I find difficult to understand.
My first circle takes me across the Nordic countries and Russia before I find myself in the State of Washington, back in the U.S. once more. The second circle takes me through the Middle East, on to India and one to South Korea. I didn't stop long in China since I was afraid the spicy food would give me diarrhea!
Leaving Korea, across the Pacific, I find myself on the California coast. Movie stars are waiting in crowds, a celebration in my honor to host! So much excitement this year it sounds like the year will fly by fast Just in time for 2old winning the trophy for being first to post last!!!!
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Post by Weezer on Mar 16, 2021 16:43:27 GMT -5
So 2Old now claims he can see the future? me thinks he's been drinking some beer! His Crystal ball is really fake , Ya'll again he's been dreaming all of it ..i fear! We have to keep a good watch on this poor man or else he'll let loose an impossible Referendum and it will be a ballot for approval or rejection. as to see if he is fit as a fiddle to run a good race! One that could really make a change on his face! instead of winning this inauguration race also known as the Last to Post in this very rare Case.. I think he should just drop out of the race. i guess that would not happen thou,..for this i know. would mean we might not see him the next year or so.. He will be whining and dining every where he goes! the most famous man to win Last One To Post.. It will be news that will be heard from coast to coast! And those who really know him. will miss him the most!! Can you imaging being here without our 2old ? whom we all loved from the past ,,makes me Gasp!!! I guess we could just let him come here each day and play this game but we know he will never again be the last to post , but by then he will only be a guest host.. Owee, Ouch, well darn !!, i just had a bad dream about the Last one to Post. i dreamed i was hit on the head wonder now if that was maybe 2old in my dream.???? you just never know about those creepy nightmare schemes.. well i guess that is a wake up call for me its time declare my victory ! as i can now clearly see, i am the Last to Post.. anyhow!!
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Post by 2old on Mar 17, 2021 7:51:50 GMT -5
Weezer if you saw me hitting you, something was amiss For I'll never strike a lady! That's a firm promise! We opened our home to over 100 foster children over they years. They came to us with scars, both physical and psychological, and tears. We had the five year old, scared for life where cigarettes had been crushed out on his skin. We had the children sexually abused who thought they could never trust an adult again. I still have a tear in my eye along with a great big smile As I remember the young lady who came to us so broken, that I finally walked down the aisle. Enough of that! I must return to something more jovial as we play this game of rhymes And remember, not the bad, but the exceptionally good times. The mood is a little dour, anyway, for we've had rain for most of the night. The chance of a golf game, today, is probably out of sight. My cash is gone! My net worth is exhausted! I've lost too many quarters this week. I really need to play golf as a return of my quarters I seek! At last tabulation, I'm down $2.25 over the past five days... so sad! When I can win that $2.00 back and put food on the table, my wife will be glad! I know gambling is wrong! I shouldn't be taking a chance with our life savings! But, to win more quarters from those durned old geezers is one of my cravings! They swear that over the past year, I'm probably up at least a dollar or four. I really think they don't know what they are talking about and I'm needing to win more. So, it's off to the basement to hone my putting skills on the carpet down there. Better to do that than sitting here worrying... pulling out my hair. It's good to see you back, Weezer , keeping the competition going today As long as you remember, 2old will be first to post last... with the trophy running away!
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Post by Weezer on Mar 17, 2021 21:03:28 GMT -5
Saint Patrick day is almost gone as i come here to play this game today.. Wearing the green is just not for me im a little Swiss Miss , from my father's side, ya see.. My Mothers side was English from England Home of the free? not sure but i do know England is a real Country.. Heehee Well were in for to some heavy rain and thunder and lighting too, i see and always looking of out for the powers that be,Tornado's !!! oh Me!! is it not too cold to go golfing 20ld? if it is , you sure are very bold do you have to mask up when you tee? just wondering too if your doggie wear a doggie mask like we , does he?? Just curious. as we see many dogs who are leashed to his master who also wears a mask.. but i would think it would be a very big task to have a dog wear a mask.. im glad my cats are indoor cats . they would scratch my eyes out trying to avoid those silly masks anywho soon this will be all over as soon as May, so they say but you can bet Dr. Vouchie will not dare to give that an ok! He makes big money for the silly things he has to say.. they call him Dr. Know it all and i call him Dr. No Way! well time for me to say goodnight, the rain is coming down pretty hard , just listening to the rain puts me to sleep.. so to avoid myself from landing face down on my key board I must say adieu , ya'll have good night and know i struck a cord.! this is my Last chance to say, im last at Last ! Good night !! sleep tight and don;t let the bedbugs bite!!!!!
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Post by 2old on Mar 18, 2021 19:37:48 GMT -5
Angel, leave Ruby's stuffed toy alone! Lincoln, go lay down and chew on your bone. Angel, you have to go outside and pee? Ruby! Lincoln! Why does it take all three??
Angel, quit growling at Lincoln. He's twice your size! Ruby! Are you just whining or are those cries? Angel, get down off the back of the couch! Are you a cat? Lincoln! Get off the furniture! You're too big to be on that!
My goodness! The house is full of dogs this afternoon! It's been fun, but I really hope a couple of them go home soon. Three dogs, each looking for attention and jealous if another gets it. The house is a mess and I'm tired and about to throw a fit!
So good to see the daughter and grandson as they came to visit us today. It has been too long that, due to COVID, they've had to stay away. They brought their newest dog... Ruby... a Rat Terrier. Tiny little cur. One of the granddaughters came over and brought their German Shepherd with her.
Both of those are just pups... each about eleven weeks old and wanting to play. Then, there's our Angel who is used to having things in her house her way. The dogs were entertainment for the family and really didn't do that bad with their play. It's just that we're not used to the non-stop activity for an entire... very long... day.
So, it'll be an early bedtime this evening for me... and that I regret For I've not completely caught up with Forum Games yet. I had to get this verse in... I had to type out just one more rhyme So I could once again be first to post last at this time!!!!
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