im here at last to tell you about some white stuff fell on our grass! and it covered every inch of our land with no where to go! Was i dreaming that i woke up in Maine??, because here, we rarely get snow !!
Its is usually always rain.. Outside it felt like a freezer ! i thought this cannot be real,!! poor, poor Weezer ! I felt like she was trapped in a freezer!
no cars went past our home.. i felt almost all alone, but hubby is here to feed the poor birds my goodness there were dozens of them! oh, my word!
each trying to get on the feeder under our patio . And some of the seeds fell below on the cement,, Hundred of birds it seemed and of all kinds were feeding on the every seed that dropped from the feeder to the cold cement floor .
The big doves were chasing a lot of the birds so i named them bully doves. it seemed as if it was survival of the fattest that mattered to them all !!
im just glad they are happy and well fed for the day its getting late and my eyes are getting droopy. Tomorrow i will have to hose off all of the birds Poopy!
looks like im late again , but i crept back in to let you know im still alive and kick'n . and looks like im last again at last.!!
Im so glad i had this free time to borrow.. and its the old saying "Parting is such sweet sorrow" Cuz i'm looking forward to be back again tomorrow.!
i know its late, but better late then never. whoever said that knows about the weather. one day its warm next day it cold.
One day we feel young , the next day we feel old what im trying to say is what day is it? im losing track and i want my calendar back!
seems the days are getting longer and its making me feel older. use to be.. "wish this day was over"
Im tired and my bones are making noises they never talked to me like that before hate to even go into a store.
People will be wondering , is she alright? maybe she is mad and ready to for a fight Some almost look at me in fright.
oh now i know what all the staring is about i put on my cat mask upside down, Hubby just then told, me i need to turn it around!
i will be so glad when this pandemic is over sometimes i think its all in the hands of a beholder. playing with the minds of us old folks!!
well here is something for you to hear i will be back again before the end of this year! and i will be happy to tell ya'll im the last one to be here!! and to say good night, to ya,ll , thats all!!
Weezer's posted twice and jaila's posted once since I was here. If they keep up the posting I'll realize my greatest fear! To lose this contest again would be embarrassing beyond belief And, to win just once would be such a relief.
The task before me is daunting... I wonder if it's something I can do. I'm beginning to feel like an animal that is trapped in a zoo! Limited in space, looking through the bars at freedom and the air Beginning to lose confidence you will ever get there.
Like a poor animal caged... no hope for the future in sight Languishing and crying himself to sleep every night. I wake every morning hoping my friends on this forum Will feel sorry for poor old 2old and show some decorum.
I beg for your mercy, please help build back my confidence! I'm a 'charity case' if that really makes any sense! Don't you feel sorry for me as I hover in my shame? Can I ever hope to see the trophy engraved with my name?
The depression has set in, there is only one single cure that I know As the winner of this contest, into 2022 for me to go. Please keep me in mind as 2021 continues to sail past That 2old is the one who deserves to be first to post last!!!
"It is much easier to win an argument with an intelligent person than a stupid one."
2old , do not feel depressed stay here and be jolly you know everyone here loves you ,by golly!
Your our anchor and teacher in every way. its you we come to visit .At least try to everyday. instead of depression,try to always be your 2Old self and never stop posting or you never will be winning.!
Well i have witness something very special this week instead of rain , the heavy snow did done came.. Tennessee is not ready for 4" snow , ya know! in fact it reminded me of the snow in Maine! being so far North the snow done came!
Panicky people rushed to grocery stores! to make sure they all had enough to make Smores! And kids wanted sleds and ice skates too
but none were available this far south! Boohoo! so they had to just do without ice skates too so whats a poor parent to do? as the kids all began to feel down in the mouth..Boohoo.
anyway, Our roads stayed bare.The farmers do care! having long blades for farming , and we are thankful to have a farmer up the road..
He made our neighborhood road a safe way to go.. These Southerners know how to plow, Don;t ya know! after all, most family's round here are farmers right now..
Well time to say adieu to all of you. im home cookin' a very nice beef stew' of course any of you are invited to too,
so i will return again and soon cuz i want to be Last just as i always was in the past..
Twas a dark and stormy night When through the gloom we saw a light. Suddenly in the distance, hope began to come our way For Weezer had returned to post, yet, one more day!!
It had been so quiet, with few posting rhymes I began to wonder if all had fallen on difficult times. Now my heart is filled with cheer For Weezer and jaila have both been here.
Where are the people? Where have they disappeared to? Why is having so much fun available to just us few? Are the rest partying, somewhere, dancing and drinking? Will they wake up tomorrow, hung over and blinking?
Would be so much healthier to say sober and just rhyme. Maybe they'll figure that out. It'll just take some time. Or, maybe the rest are just laying in their beds Under the blankets with pillows under their heads.
Sleeping away the days, never even thinking about prose. They just aren't interested in winning the trophy, I suppose. Well, that's their business and I trust that happy they will be While the first to post last is the winner... ME!!!!
"It is much easier to win an argument with an intelligent person than a stupid one."
Well hello friends and anyone who cares to look at those rhymes as we do... I recall years ago, a talk post that seemed very popular to most.
there to was a man who posted like 20ld but had questioned him about it and he denied it would be he..
anywho, the snow is all gone. it has gone all the way to Maine! Which brings me back to Jaila again.. She is a Mainer! who knew? Holy cow! And a friend of mine and yours too now!
anywho, March is nearing and the weather's fair.. its nice and warm outside, ahh, how fresh the air! Time to begin spring cleaning.. this will be a dirty job. have to get my knee pads on and scrub the floors and windows til clear.
looking forward to the hot summer air. to be outside digging in the dirt just to plant some flowere there, and of course our little tiny 4x8 garden that does not even need a gate!
we shoot to kill those pesty worms or bugs who live to drill holes in our tomatoes and look for those giant fat green worms every time i see one ,it makes me squirm.!!!
well precious time is passing me by need to put a eyedrop in my dry eye! if i had something sad to make me cry these expensive eye drops ..i could kiss goodbye!
well time to leave , my crochet hook is calling me ""Weezer get back here and finish what you do."" i have so many baby blankets to make and i just love what i do..
so signing off for now my friends weezer will be back soon as tomorrow.. Parting is such sweet sorrow,, I will never, ever, forget none of you!!! oh before i go , i must say this!!
Weezer is the last one here to post before its even Christmas!
Jaila counting her dimes and Weezer killing a worm Both of the ladies trying to make 2old squirm. Well, 2old is here... posting rhyme after rhyme Hoping to win the contest... just ONE time!!!
I'm leaving, soon, and don't know when I'll return to post. Just letting you know I may not be for most Of the year and let me explain why I'll be leaving... saying "Goodbye"!
The telegram was received... delivered just this morning Giving me only a few hours... not really much warning! I've been invited on a trip by Mr. Lewis and Mr. Clark! On a journey to the West we are about to embark.
We'll head north from Kansas City towards the Dakotas, up there Hoping old Sitting Bull and his warriors leave us with our hair. Then heading west through Wyoming, angling down towards Utah I'll be recording in my journal just about everything that we saw.
Summer heat will take its toll. Winter cold will see some of us put in the ground. No matter the difficulties, optimism and hope will certainly abound! Our horses will need to be strong and our determination even stronger As the days and weeks wear on and the journey seems even longer.
Weather and Indians and injuries and even, perhaps, an angry Grizzly Bear May impede our progress before at the waters of the Pacific we do stare. Few have gone before us, looking to lay out a trail for future travel All along the way determined to see our plans do not unravel!
We know it will take months and, possible, even years. We know it will be rewarding, even though there will be shedding of some tears. I'm relatively confident that somewhere between here and when the Pacific is nigh Our wagons and horses will stop at a Starbucks with WiFi.
By the time we water our horses and get us coffee to last through the daytime I will open my laptop and try to post another rhyme. Woops! Now I hear there is an argument whether Starbucks or 7Eleven for our rest. It better be someplace with dark black coffee or my patience will be put to the test!
The smell of my saddle leather is refreshing as I swing it on the back of my horse. The bridle and bit is on his face. The spurs on my boots... of course! My six guns are loaded. My old Winchester is in the scabbard. Bedroll wound so very tight. I can hear the wagons approaching, the first team of mules is just now coming into sight.
"Westward Ho, the wagons!" Wish me a safe trip as to the Western U.S. we explore! During the trip it will be sketchy if I even have the chance to post anymore. I've just been told our supplies are stocked and we won't be stopping at Walmart very soon. Just remember 2old is first to post last and will sing the final victory tune!!!!
"It is much easier to win an argument with an intelligent person than a stupid one."
I hit a golf ball towards the hole When out of his burrow, peeked a little mole. The poor little mole, he suddenly dropped dead When my golf ball hit him in his little head.
From the head of the mole, to the nearby railroad track My ball flew and I hoped it would bounce right back. Instead the ball flew in the window of the caboose And now my golf ball was gone... on the loose!
Jumped in my golf cart and began to chase down the train. The golf cart's batteries were beginning to strain. My golf cart hit a hidden tree stump. I felt the pain As I was catapulted from the cart to on top of the train!
Gondolas and oil tankers and car transports and box cars My head is spinning from the impact! I'm still seeing stars! I begin running towards the caboose, hoping I don't fall And never retrieve my valuable... my favorite golf ball!
Down the ladder on the back of the caboose I swing towards the landing and from the ladder I let loose. With a rhythm of the rails, I feel the caboose sway And see my golf ball bouncing along its way.
The golf ball bounces out the window of the rocking train And into a farmer's field where he is harvesting the grain. From the caboose I jump, landing on my feet but stumbling I fall. Now where in this grain field will I find my golf ball.
Then I spy it! My ball is being admired by the farmer's little boy. I believe he thinks he has found a new toy. With the speed of light, I run past him... grabbing the ball from his fingers. I have my golf ball back! On its journey, it no longer lingers.
Back to my golf cart, I find it in the timber. I'm sore all over and no longer very limber. With my clubs on the cart and my ball in my pocket I hit the accelerator and we're off like a rocket.
Speeding along the fairway, round the course we do fly. The last hole... number 18... is suddenly very nigh. I've shown my persistence saved my golf ball... and my game! When I win this competition, everyone will remember my name!!!!
"It is much easier to win an argument with an intelligent person than a stupid one."
I visit here to read @weezer jaila2old rhymes .....oh how long it takes to read each rhyme line after line
So dear game playing friends keep up the excellent lines after lines.
However do I have to mention who won last one to post in 2020 ....
That little mongrel on the back of your scooter may turn around and bite you where it hurts... if you keep reminding us all our rhymes were for naught!!!
"It is much easier to win an argument with an intelligent person than a stupid one."
I visit here to read @weezer jaila2old rhymes .....oh how long it takes to read each rhyme line after line
So dear game playing friends keep up the excellent lines after lines.
However do I have to mention who won last one to post in 2020 ....
That little mongrel on the back of your scooter may turn around and bite you where it hurts... if you keep reminding us all our rhymes were for naught!!!
Now you pay no mind Dusty to 20lds Rhyme' You know He loves to teases us all the time.. Just the nature in him ,other then that, he just fine..
I love to read his Tales of long ago and his lines make me think, Does he go to bed each night and think of these or does he have little drinks to get him fired up about his golfing links ?
Well Jaila and Dusty, i think we all come here to read 20lds posts am anxious as to what on Halloween he will post. ghosts and goblins and Trick and Treat.. and the pitter Patter of Casper the Ghost little feet!
Well i don't know about you , but i hope soon we will all be able to uncover our faces and be happy again, the Covid will be in the past And things will all be back to normal again!
i just hope and pray we never see the likes of it again we now have the power to live like human beings again,, the day will come folks, i promise you that we will all be able to dispose of the ugly mask!
oh , speaking of the mask , i saw one today it was so funny , i thought i would never stop.. so i want ya'll to see it , might be something maybe we all can do, well before i even show it to you.
i will need to exit this place as soon as i show you.! I may get the boot , cuz its kinda naughty yet nice.. do i have your attention now , my Laster friends ? Get read cuz here it is right now..!
oh wait , before i show you , there is one thing i need to do .and that is to tell you ,, my hubby agreed to show this picture to you... And that im the Last to post!!!
That little mongrel on the back of your scooter may turn around and bite you where it hurts... if you keep reminding us all our rhymes were for naught!!!