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Post by 2old on Feb 18, 2020 6:34:54 GMT -5
weezer! Take some advice from an old man. You're too old to be falling on your can! Please don't take that as making fun of your age and make you mad But to slip and fall, you could have been injured really bad!
We can't have you all bunged up with bruises and bumps Or worrying about your broken bones or black-and-blue lumps! It is such a good thing to assist a shelter in walking their dogs with hubby so dear I just want to make one thing very, very clear!!!
You seem to be a good person, a valuable asset to your friends and family. We've enjoyed you here on TRF, and on Forum Games especially. It's just that we don't want someone we treasure as a friend To have you hurt and your contributions here come to an untimely end.
You see... I'm already beginning to write my exhaustive resume at this time. I'm going to flood the internet, hoping for accolades of my poems and my rhyme. And, to be able to brag about the huge audience who to my talents attest There are so many of you... two or three at the best.
Now when the publishers over my brilliant work on TRF they do pour Want to check my references before making and offer of a million dollars or more If you are unable to impress on them my assets, the three might be only two! With the number of references dropping... it is important that they can hear from you!
Should this love of animals and the good work you do by walking a rescue Find you with injured fingers and your ability to type all askew I could see such a malady cost me a hundred thousand... or even more dollars than that From you slipping in the mud, feet over head, falling with a SPLAT!
Isn't that the way we are to react in today's society? It isn't about you and your bumps... It's all about ME!! Seems fewer people are actually concerned about the friends and neighbors they know It's all about ME and MY money, assets, and toys about which I can crow.
I hope it's understood, I do care about the health of your hubby and you Had you fallen and badly injured yourself, my mood would be blue. Take it easy, relax and let the bruises and bumps to heal very, very fast Meanwhile please take notice, it's 2old who... once again... is posting last!
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Post by TheSource on Feb 18, 2020 7:32:03 GMT -5
Being last is such an overrated place. A silly little contest all about this race. A rhyme or two here, a rhyme or two there, Makes my brain think and I really do care.
I try to use the neurons to the best that I just can. My knowledge is so vast, many eons it must span. But if there is one thing I want to show you all, It's the man named TheSource in last place they will call.
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Post by Weezer on Feb 18, 2020 12:18:57 GMT -5
2old thank you for caring and i was not looking for sympathy just glad i did not break my knee or elbow all bent..
im thankful the dog lease got caught on a tree branch on the ground my first thought was to be thankful i did lose that dog and then the fear of he could not be found!!
my hand is hurting some but im not wreathing in pain its my elbow when i bend it, but it will be back to normal again,,
2old , is it true you will do something with your rhyming poems? i honestly hope you hook up with someone who can help you , i really do! Your talent is very very special that most people do not have, but only you!
Would be nice to keep your Rhyming legacy alive! and a nice income for you and your lovely wife..
or maybe a book? you have so much to offer it would be something to look into without having to suffer. well i will leave it at that and i promise to say no more im just here to be last , that's what i really came here for!!
And to you Mr.Source !!, i understand it was you who started these Rhymes? you too should look into the writing of a Rhyme book also at sometime while maybe sipping on some fine red wine?,..
Having a very exceptional and professional rhyming posters here i know this competition is one i must fear.
But as of right now , neither one of your are here.. so its time for me not to fear, cuz Weezer is the last one to ever post right here..!!
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Post by TheSource on Feb 19, 2020 8:17:02 GMT -5
Lots of ideas just floating around, If to write a book, they would astound. Writing is good of which I am at, And some would say I can format.
To do for a living, I would surely starve. Wouldn't have no Prime Rib to serve up and carve. But be that as it may and may that as it be, The one that is now last is just little ol' me.
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Post by Weezer on Feb 19, 2020 13:34:08 GMT -5
Its an idea that would take maybe years to apply but you , Source and 2old are both really talented , no lie! It may be worth your while just to ponder about it for a time and maybe it will hit you that Weezer was right and truly kind. You two will be famous ,on tv doing interviews for the whole country! at the end you will recieve a golden key and of course lots so much money you will be growing a money trees! think ahead to what i have said , and think about it when you go to bed. mark my words. You two will be so famous and you will be sorely missed here and i only wish i could of been in both your shoes instead,,! well let me get down from my soap box and let me make an announcement. when the Source and 20ld leave here to travel and sign and sell their books i will be here posting my last posts but will always be thinking they could actually know this only a hoax ! those foolish old blokes..Nuk nuk.. (reminder to everyone playing !) Weezer is not responsible for her words or actions when playing these games, this is only a game folks..And i love and respect these 2 men very much)
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Post by 2old on Feb 19, 2020 18:07:21 GMT -5
Now, why would I publish a book with rhyme after rhyme? Maybe I gave it a thought, once upon a time. To do so, I would become rich and famous... known the world o'er. Plaudits would come and my celebrity status would soar!
The wealth would increase, millions of dollars would be in my bank And for all that financial gain, I would have weezer to thank! It ain't gonna happen, no matter the potential money to be made For the time signing books would take away from my golf, I'm afraid.
Now, when I get old... mid-70's where I am is just slightly past middle age... I might sit in the nursing home and begin putting rhymes to a page. Of course were that to happen, and I would trade my walker for a desk and chair What would probably happen is that I would forget why I am there.
I suppose one should always be looking ahead for a challenge to take on But something more than I'm doing today, I consider with a yawn. My wife and I don't have much material wealth to our name. We're not very public nor do we seek lots of fame.
For so many years we worked and we toiled, hoping retirement we would find And still be relatively healthy and each have control of our mind. That has happened and in other ways we have made ourselves "wealthy" as we would define. Our kids are doing well, their families we think are sublime.
There's so much more to life than the wealth you have in the bank. For understanding that feeling, my loving wife I have to thank! We're content to be who we are and live a life called 'frugal' by some. For not having a multitude of degrees or letters after our name, we might be thought very dumb.
At this stage of life, we could care less what people think of our status and wealth. As long as we are happy... as long as we have our good health... We will continue doing what we are doing and be quite satisfied doing so. Taking my rhymes to a publisher I am not even contemplating there to go!!
So, there you have it! You won't find my book at the corner store. My rhymes will live on Forum Games... only... forevermore. And, if you haven't noticed... if you aren't paying close attention at this time. You will see I'm first to be posting last with this, another 2old authored rhyme!!!!
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Post by TheSource on Feb 19, 2020 19:59:30 GMT -5
Author's, author's everywhere and all of them can write. And what they write you'll want to read well into the night. With prosey prose and rhyming stuff they'll make their words ring true. But one thing's sure to bank on that 'cause I'm now last not you.
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Post by Weezer on Feb 21, 2020 15:57:02 GMT -5
The Source is quick to post his wit. but to be the last is not your fit..
You need to relax and take that poor cat and let him rest awhile on your front door mat..
Your poor Feline is getting skinnier each day I do hope he only works out when your here to play..
I have new cat and she is a young one too. and my old cat enjoys watching at the silly things that new cat can do.
But when the new cat began playing with my old cats fav, toy. Boy oh boy!!she jumped off her bed as and i watch as the new cat suddenly and literally flew!
Well i think in time they will be at peace as long as my old cat is in charge and lets the new cat know who is the Beast!
At least they eat together so thats a good sign as least the new kitty will not have to sit and whine..
well plenty sunshine in abundance in that beautiful sky today... which now really helps me to enjoy a great day. and soon everyone will soon know what im about to say!!
Only because Weezer was here and is ready to boast And because she knows she was the last to post.!!!
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Post by 2old on Feb 22, 2020 7:02:24 GMT -5
No rest for the wicked, so wicked I'll be! I'm out to make everyone mad and detesting me. Cross me and I'll make your tears flow from sea to sea! Don't ask for mercy, I won't hear your feeble plea!
My knuckles are scared from punching both the weak and the strong. The cops have out warrants because of all I've done that's cruel and wrong. If caught I'll undoubtedly be imprisoned for life... plus one year But I really enjoy seeing people cower in fear.
Tomorrow I'll walk into a bank with my guns blazing The cash I'll run out with will be totally amazing. My getaway car will be idling nearby, ready to speed down a country road. The police won't even give chase because of the fear I have sowed.
Tomorrow... Wait! Tomorrow is Sunday and the banks will be closed. I guess I will have to behave and not be the criminal just proposed. At my old age and the fact that in me a mean streak you won't find I have no intention of being snarly, grouchy or unkind!
Seems some people are born with a mean attitude. They live from birth to death, always in a bad mood. If handed a million dollars they would complain it wasn't two And would take the last dollar from me or from you.
Life can be unkind, presenting us with challenges as we go along We can think things are going well, and suddenly they go wrong. When that happens we must pick up the pieces and hold our head up high Even though that can be difficult and our heart wants to cry.
If you've been kind to others and helped them through a bad time or two When the chips are down, it's surprising the folks that will be there to help you. So much better to be remembered for the encouragement you give Than to be the one to be cruel for as long as you live.
So, back to my criminality... my drive to be a thief... Back to my mean streak and the spreading of grief. The swath that I will cut is wide, leaving destruction along the way. Because I will be first to post last on New Years Eve Day!!!
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Post by Weezer on Feb 22, 2020 11:00:24 GMT -5
Oh my Cod, too old i loved your last Rhyme of being so bold. but its all a lie! your really a nice guy as for me, im sometimes quite shy! yes i can lie and be mean but mostly in my dreams Today the sun is shining so today im not whining !
its Saturday i must get to work. the dirty cloths are calling me they think im their house clerk!
but its been one week time to get those dirty clothes so clean they will squeek !
i cannot picture 2old a Criminal sitting in the clink counting days on his calendar as he gradually pays his bill. to the young and old and obviously ill.
I hope in the future when he get out of the clink he will finally sit back and think how bad he use to be and how much he would drink
im glad he is finally back to his old self jumping around like a little green elf! its time for me to end this now you all know the routine here, WEEZER is always last anyhow !!!...
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Post by 2old on Feb 24, 2020 7:40:37 GMT -5
I'm the Sherriff and I'm coming after you!! My badge gives me the authority to hire a deputy or two. You can try to run. You can try to hide. Just remember what happened to Bonnie and Clyde!
No tree is wide enough to hide you from my sight. There is no way you can escape under cover of the night. The posse will be relentless in scouring the plain. Our commitment to arrest you is perfect and is sane.
The list of infractions is long, too long indeed. Your insolence is one of the reasons an arrest we do need. I fear you have become a danger to our society... our community. We are becoming sick and tired of your ridiculous impunity!
Just remember, you have been warned of the charges the judges sought. No matter how thick your pocketbook, the closing of our eyes cannot be bought. Enjoy your freedom, for it will not be lasting long. When in our jail, under lock and key, you will sing a different song!
I've studied the Law and read precedents by the score. It is very clear we must stop your havoc and allow you freedom nevermore. When rogues like you are allowed to disparage the truth day after day We must gather our wits and make certain the consequences you pay!!
The codification is clear, please read TRF vs. AB&C and the decision handed down. That court case received much media hype and happened in my town. A group of folks with what could be described as criminal intent To disrupt the winning ways of the most astute of rhymers on a mission they were sent.
I'm the Sherriff, you have no idea the reach of the long arm of the Law. Those that deny my power and exceptionalism my anger they do draw. I will lock you all away, I will throw away the key! For the ONLY ONE to be posting last with be 2old... the Sherriff... ME!!!
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Post by Weezer on Feb 24, 2020 16:04:50 GMT -5
Ha hah and ho ho. There's a new sheriff in town! so you may not want to be just Hangin' around!
Hes studied Law and Order too.. wonder if i can order a hot cuppa brew?
Well its been raining all the day., not compared at all,, to yesterday...!
We had sunshine all the day a sight for our sore eyes as it's been cloudy and rainy for many cold and wet days..
I'm going to make this short as im getting hungry for a slice of cake and a nice hot cuppa tea.
And i'm not worried today if im not last we have a long ways to go til i am truly the very one, who will be always be LAST!!
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Post by 2old on Feb 25, 2020 8:27:57 GMT -5
Please pay attention, as I have a huge announcement to make! The news is earth-shattering and lots of time the presentation will take. Seldom do I have the opportunity behind the podium to stand. I'm sure, though, when I am finished you all will give me a hand.
The news is delightful, it will relieve the anxiety for quite a few. You will be amazed at the joy it brings to your neighbors and to you! In today's society, good news can be difficult to find. This news, my dear folks, will ease your weary mind!
Over my almost 74 years on this Earth that we know is round There have been great discoveries, archeological history has been found. We've been able to build a window to look into the past And some of those discoveries have left us aghast.
We've marveled at the size of dinosaurs which once roamed where we now dwell. We've uncovered battlefields where brave soldiers have fell. It is amazing we now build where rivers once did flow Cities now are constructed where forests once did grow.
And there have been discoveries we have witnessed in our life. The advent of medical miracles have relieved so much of our strife. We await new announcements of cures for cancer and such. Anyone who believes it impossible is just out of touch.
My announcement that is forthcoming will be unforgettable, that I know. From my podium to national television coverage I certainly will go. I've just gone to Brooks Brothers and purchased two new thousand dollar suits Along with silk ties and some new Justin western style boots.
Before I become famous and have worldwide audiences giving me an ear I want to give a heads up, first, to all my good friends right here! You all have been patient with my rhymes and my prose It makes me so pleased this is the on-line forum that I chose.
Let me clear my throat as I prepare the miracle to unveil. The certainty of your surprise is guaranteed as I begin to spin my tale. Grab your morning coffee. You better be sitting down, so go take a seat For the information I am about to divulge will knock you off your feet!
Here goes! Yesterday... Yesterday I... Rats! I have a mental block. Seems my old age has set in and the great news from my mind I can't unlock. So just keep sitting there, diligently waiting on the edge of your seat. In the meantime I'm posting last and you suckers that read this entire rhyme, I will happily defeat!!!
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Post by TheSource on Feb 25, 2020 12:56:56 GMT -5
The mind is a terrible thing to waste, Especially when rushed to post with haste. That's what happens when we rush, Sometimes the mind just turns to mush.
But there is a question left unanswered, In a thread that reads just like a Hansard. I have to ask just why oh why? Perhaps they are just way too shy.
But as it ebbs and as it flows, Yarns are told from Pinocchio's nose. The tales are tall and the tales are wide, And TheSource is last as now applied.
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Post by 2old on Feb 25, 2020 15:19:11 GMT -5
The mind is a terrible thing to waste, Especially when rushed to post with haste. That's what happens when we rush, Sometimes the mind just turns to mush.
But there is a question left unanswered, In a thread that reads just like a Hansard. I have to ask just why oh why? Perhaps they are just way too shy.
But as it ebbs and as it flows, Yarns are told from Pinocchio's nose. The tales are tall and the tales are wide, And TheSource is last as now applied. As I read between each line I get the idea that you opine Suggesting each word in which I rhyme May not be completely factual and sublime! Now, I surely hope that you jest For every sentence I can attest Is the truth, the whole truth, so help me.... Well, maybe just a snippet here and there might not be!!! I will have you know, my mind is sharp as a tack! And I hope my sanity is not under attack! The words and notions that these aged fingers do type Are not something from other writers I did swipe. Honestly, if I may use that term in a fashion loose And not worry that you would sentence me be hung with a noose If you can ever find where these words I type emerge and end up on this thread You have had the power to see inside a very mentally deficient head!!! So, please let me be as I type away with my rhymes For this has been fun and granted me some enjoyable times. None of us, especially me, understand how these words and ideas flow I just sit in my recliner, typing away as words from mind to paper go. As indicated when the last New Years Day did dawn I awoke from a long sleep, and emitted a great yawn. It did not bother me that weezer and Dusty had dueled into hours so late Nor that I did not win and my efforts met a defeating fate. It's not about winning the trophy, though I will argue all year that it will be. It's all about trying to put smiles on some good peoples' faces, you see. And to keep this old mind churning out rhymes instead of just being idle... rotting away. So, please allow me the privilege of... whether truth or fiction... continuing to play!!!!!
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