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Post by Weezer on Dec 19, 2020 17:12:30 GMT -5
Oh dear that terrible steer I think maybe he had been drinking some beer? i mean, who else would ever give poor Mary that awful kick? just wait til this news get to dear old Saint Nick!
but too late now ,as i read til the end .. Looks like the dear steer was enjoyed by both of them.. and im sure mary's little lamb was very grateful it was not him!
funny i now have a taste for some beef burger stew, wonder if there was any leftovers to make that too,, well again , time is flying by ..seconds at a time so fast , i do not lie.
So best i end this and get to get to my point im the Last to Post , that's my only reason why..
Yep.. im the LAST one here,!!LAST
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Post by jaila on Dec 19, 2020 20:31:25 GMT -5
Oh my, what a great volume of stories with twisted up plots! About doggies and mouses, and trophies, and the lot!
It did take me 2 slow readings before that post I understood, Wasn't about a real dead mouse at all, but a computer mouse that couldn't do what it SHOULD!'
Sheesh, could too much humor ever be a bad thing? Perhaps when we are all so confused, our minds ring?
But now it's sorted out, so I will not pout.
We all comprehend, who will win in the end; When 2020 comes to a close, we will all slam that door! There were one too many a bend, though it was certainly not a bore!
A dreadfully challenging year, it was for sure; We'll hope and pray for the next to be improved and more.
I just realized that now I have written this piece,
so Weezer's is no longer the last of the last.....
And while 2old might be chasing his dog who chases geese,
And Dusty might be changing her clock to beat the EAST,
We promise to party together, don't we all? When , for me, there is a New Years Day Ball,
With my trophy in hand, we'll call on the band. Last to post in 2020, is where I will stand.
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Post by 2old on Dec 20, 2020 8:54:51 GMT -5
I never know if it will be truth or tripe As I click on 'Forum Games' and begin to type. What will develop from this tired oid head? Will it be something I'll always live to dread?
As I sit here staring out into the dark of this night Trying to assess my writing block's dreadful plight One of my neighbors is walking in the street Dressed in black from her head all the way to her feet.
Sitting here in the house with doors and windows closed and locked The odor of her perfume reaches my nose... I am shocked! Tis but 4 a.m. with clouds covering any light from the stars. Nowhere in sight is there light from any houses or any cars.
Yet I can see her as plain as if it were a sunny afternoon And notice she will pass by my house very, very soon. The street has to be at least 100 feet from where I observe her walking by. So, with house closed up tight why do I smell the perfume as it even burns my eye?
Her shoes I can see as they make contact with the street. Wait! She's wearing no shoes walking in the dark with noticeably bare feet! Winter is nigh. The concrete must be extremely cold! Why is this happening? Am I being trolled?
All of a sudden she turns 90 degrees Staring at me as I fall to my knees! Her eyes are bright orange, blinding like a laser beam. This cannot be happening! This must be a dream!
I've never met this neighbor as she moved here quite recently. She's been politely avoiding all my neighbors and even me. Is this the answer to her reclusiveness... seldom letting herself be seen? What is going on? What does my experience tonight really mean?
With a finger pointed my way and her feet seeming to dance I feel sorta dizzy as if being placed in a trance. Rising to my feet without any effort as if levitated it seems Surely this isn't another of my crazy, crazy dreams!
The night is still dark and only my neighbor can I see As she mouths the words rather plainly, "Don't you dare mess with me!" Cold chills run down my spine as she continues walking past She seems to be in no hurry, not appearing to walk fast.
She disappears into the night and I notice goosebumps on my skin. Do I dare call the police and turn my neighbor in? Into my recliner I fall feeling disoriented and very, very weak. Have I gone crazy? Should psychiatric help maybe seek?
The sun is beginning to rise in the east as it dawns I feel totally exhausted stifled by dozens of painful yawns. The silence is broken as I hear a light knocking on the door. My feet are a little wobbly as they make contact with the floor.
Slowly I make myself open the door to see who's there. It's a matronly looking lady with noticeable silver in her hair. She's in her sixties, maybe seventies, if I were to guess As she says, "Good morning, sir, so sorry if I'm a little mess."
"Was getting ready to bake a pie, for my family is coming home for Christmas And when I went to get sugar from the cupboard, I'll let you take a guess! Yes, I am out of sugar and hoped you would loan a cupful or two For I am your new neighbor and I've not had the chance to meet you!"
The poor lady is probably wondering why I fainted dead away and hit the floor. As she told me who she was, her perfume odor wafted to my nose right through the door. It was the very same fragrance I had experienced only hours ago from the vision in the street. I hope I recover from this adventure in time to post last and you dear ladies all to beat!!!
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Post by Weezer on Dec 21, 2020 15:07:33 GMT -5
How can it be? i had to go look for this game as far as page three, Golly Gee! Guess we are unable to entice other guests , weather naughty or nice would head for this game to give up its name this game should be in the Hall Of Fame!! 2old is a super duper poetic poet by far! as is Joybelle's Lasts to Post , as good as they are she will get a medal for being the best female poet, a Gold Star! then there's Weezer who tries to do her best, to be known as the last one to post , she will never be Last on New years eve.. only thing first for weezer will be, that she will win famous race of the New Year of 2021,with unheard of incredible fast female speed! No one can challenge her with out losing that race! Thats why i will be here with boxes of kleenex , i know your hearts will all be broken! When Weezer is announced that she has won this golden token,,
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2020 16:34:52 GMT -5
Go.....@weezer
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Post by 2old on Dec 21, 2020 21:03:00 GMT -5
Go.....@weezer Now listen here, young lady! Working with the enemy is just a tad bit shady! Why would a cheerleader for Weezer be And forget about poor, little old me! I can't keep my eyelids from shutting tight And drift off, sleeping into the night. It's time for bed... finding my pillows on which to lay my head I'll be back in the morning and my piece will be said. Don't go anywhere! I'm not leaving an let you ladies win! If I were do that, would be nothing but an old "has been". So, don't assume my ability to kick you all to the side as I win the prize Will be a mistake for 2old will be in charge and win the prize!
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Post by 2old on Dec 22, 2020 8:58:56 GMT -5
Alas! The sun is shining and I have awoke! Another day the fires of Forum Games to stoke! That these dear ladies think they can beat me to the punch is a joke. I'll win this! I will! I'll be the champion before I croak!
This competition has but a little over a week to go. The seeds of doubt in my competitors' minds I must sow! They know it! They understand it is impossible 2old to defeat! They will be defeated, soon to be bowing and kissing my feet!
Never before since the beginning of time Has there been one possessing the genius of mine. So many advances in technology I could have done Had I wanted to... instead of playing golf and having fun!
Those who know me appreciate the level of intelligence I possess. Just ask them who is the smartest and it's 2old they will confess. Graduates of MIT are constantly knocking at my door, asking for advice. I invite them in, for shutting them out wouldn't be very nice.
Science, technology, engineering, algorithms... nothing is beyond my reach! Those with high level degrees... PhD's are begging me them to teach! So such a minimal task of winning a game of rhymes and winning it going away Will be just a small speck of accomplishments I have achieved come New Years Day!
There will be doubters who will read this and frown with scorn Unrealizing I'm the most intelligent to ever be born! My accomplishments are not lessened by the unbelievers out there Allegiance to me they, eventually, will gladly to swear!
I've warned you all of your impending doom. Already a place for the trophy is waiting in our living room! I'll be even more famous... featured on every worldwide newscast. For it will be me... 2old... who in 2020 will be first to post last!!!
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Post by jaila on Dec 22, 2020 20:59:29 GMT -5
I'm not leaving an let you ladies win! You are not leaving from now till then? Won't your wife then find you asleep in the den? If she wakes you, you might leap up with a start! Get me to Forum Games, if need be, in a cart!!! You'll likely arrive late, by a minute or two, Just in time, to see the winner, who will be.....WHO? Who posts last in the year 2020, will win fame and glory a plenty! The most famous person in this entire....em....thread. I'm afraid I might well be asleep in my bed. No matter, I enjoy my time with all of you here. If need be, I will celebrate your win, someone, and I'll shed just a few tears.
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Post by Weezer on Dec 22, 2020 23:12:53 GMT -5
Atta girl Jaila. give that 2old a "What for" by the time New years comes , he will be out the door! the first one in line, and sipping a small glass of wine before the "Go Whistle" blows he's got only one thing on his mind !
thinking ahead , thats what he does , he has a magnificent mind his poetry is above any poets Nighingale Rhyme... i try to remind him that he can be rich and famous if he would write a book of his infamous Poetry,
or im sure there is a specific name for his writings. but he refuses to be rich and famous no matter how many times i tell him to rush and write a Book before your mind goes to mush!
no one lives forever and i want him to be famous , so that this world can read and laugh or cry at his hilarious poems will forever prevail.. ..or maybe there is another name for his Rhymes or Lymerick? But what do i know , im just an old country Hick!
i guess i could trip him up on an old hickory stick i can bring it with me and just call it my side kick..
or maybe i could carry a heavy brick and pass him up then drop the brick and then wait for him to trip and bust open his top lip? im not really that mean..im just an old country gal who wants to win this Last 2021 race!
well ,what do you know, here i am again , last to post Makes me just want to boast, Last at Last!! It's time for a Pig Roast!! come one, come all, we will all have a ball!!
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Post by 2old on Dec 23, 2020 16:52:57 GMT -5
M'ladies, your efforts to silence me are totally in vain! In fact, you're all becoming somewhat of a pain! You have my sympathy for suffering such a loss But, in this competition, 2old is BOSS!!!
I have traveled the highways and byways circling the globe. I have stood at the helm of a battleship, wearing only my robe! I have entertained royalty in my multi-million dollar yacht. I have had celebrities stare in awe at the talents I've got!
Now, Weezer says I should sell my prose to greatly enhance my wealth. My treasure is enough as long as I have my wife, my family, and my health! I am assured no one else but me can win this game, unless I have some really bad luck. If that were to happen, from the winnings one of you receive, please buy me a new truck!
The truck I have will continue lasting me quite a while, I know For only from home to golf course does it currently go. The bed is not large enough, though, to hold my throne of gold And, the people would like to see me riding there in a parade, so I'm told!
Were it published that his Highness, 2old, were to be seen in a parade through the towns Out would come bands and floats and horses and clowns. Whether the weather was hot or cold, Winter or Summer, Fall or Spring Picnic baskets and children to the parade families would bring!
Few have gazed upon royalty like me, after all, there is only one as great. But, with a new truck, a public appearance I would seriously contemplate! Riding on my throne with trophy held high, the peons and minions would bow low Wanting to touch my garments as in front of them the parade passes slow.
Don't worry your feeble, tired minds as the year 2020 draws to a close And it becomes obvious that 2old is the one that luck has chose To win the trophy and the prize money, adding to my wealth so vast By being the one... the ONE remembered as he who was first to post last!
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Post by jaila on Dec 25, 2020 21:46:54 GMT -5
You both almost won, but you posted too soon,
I am now last, and feel over the moon!
I am here to claim my prize money, but what did you say?
There is still more than a week and a day?
Ugh, so I still will likely need to try again. How many times must I exit my winters den?
Perhaps a few of us could distract 2old, by sending him notes, Asking him to give a name to every one of his goats, while the others post last, and claim the big prize, But which of us, to that occasion will rise?
That all doesn't seem fair, so I guess we'll just post and post again. And hope that 2old will be on the golf course, with some chatting men. And forget all about the fame and glory, to be had here. Being last to post, for this entire dreadfully challenging year!
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Post by Weezer on Dec 28, 2020 21:29:11 GMT -5
Dreadfully challenging year , you say , my dear do not let Covid bend your ear we are all here and healthy and thats what matters even if we freeze new years eve, does that matter.
we all will be running ,our blood will be boiling our legs will be like rockets carrying our finish line sticks. Fist place will be Weezer, second will be Jaila , and last and out of gas will be 2old .. walking on egg crates and not one dry eye , knowing he should of worn his roller skates!
but be Aware,!!!tis known that Drifter could upset this First to be Last race!!! Last year she surprised us by jumping over the finish gate at phenomenal pace !!!! well , anywho, i hope who wins will be over elated and next year as we look forward to another New Years Last To Post Race ,, yahooo!!
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Post by 2old on Dec 28, 2020 23:05:30 GMT -5
Another year of this endless prose and rhyme? I don't think, for that, I will take the time. Wasting my valuable time and talents playing this game Is embarrassing to someone with such celebrity and fame!
There is a kingdom to run, taxes to collect, and wars to fight. All these responsibilities run from day into night. 24/7 my subjects require me to be on my throne. There is no way they could survive if left on their own.
I am the kind one who assures them of good food and a soft bed. I am the cruel one who demands "Off with his head!" I am the intelligent one keeping them employed so the taxes they can pay. I am the generous one, throwing bread crumbs at them as they work every day.
Tell me how I can continue this game into year 2021. With this useless prose and rhyme the Great One, 2old, must be done! The brain is rebelling as it works overtime to answer each lady Then they sneak in at the last minute, something that seems a little shady.
If I see their posts before I lay on my blankets of satin and bed made of gold The disappointment is great as my feelings unfold. Tears wet the pillow knowing they have no respect for the King Instead of posting, praises to ME they should in unison sing.
Or I could remain and keep my imagination working overtime Generating senseless stories, making sure they do rhyme. I will... I WILL continue competing with these lasses And in 2021 will be crowned champion as I kick their .... Woops! Couldn't think of a thing that rhymes with "lasses"!
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Post by jaila on Dec 31, 2020 12:01:54 GMT -5
Wait! We cannot hand out a trophy until we are thru, Someone else could show up, as Weezer noted, and then, what would we do? If we assume a winner now, we could find ourselves in a stew; The winner might turn out to be them, .... or ME, or you, or you, OR YOU! My goodness, today is the last day of this strikingly difficult year, when so many have been forced to shed too many a tear; And our game is coming to a crucial exciting end of 2020. Will there be only a few revelers here tonight, or will there be plenty? In truth I admit, I don't think I'll be able to stay up that late. I'll likely be fast asleep, when some of you congregate. I am shocked and cannot fully believe that tonight is the night, the one of them all; When this thread will hold it's New Years Eve Ball. And another year will waltz in, 2021 will begin..... I want to say thanks for the months I have enjoyed this game with all of you!!!! My new friends I made here, have helped me to get through. I hope every one of you will have a better next year. NO matter what, to me, you are all very dear.
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Post by 2old on Dec 31, 2020 18:21:58 GMT -5
As a gentleman, I should concede This contest to the ladies... Yes, indeed! It's already 2021 for those "Down Under" Would make one of over here wining a wonder.
And, that's okay as I'm in it for the fun Just enjoy letting my rhymes sorta run. Y'all have been good to read my crazy prose this year And to do this again in 2021, my hope is clear!
I will give every effort to show up and post at 11:59. My eyes are already a little heavy and that's a sign That I'll probably be snorting, keeping the dog and wife awake As one of the other members of TRF, the trophy does take.
Instead of a shiny trophy or a bag full of cash... if I were to win I would hope we all will be given another year to do this again. We never know when our time on this earth will be done So we might as well play Forum Games and have some good, honest fun!
As you celebrate the new year, please don't drink and drive We want you all to stay healthy and fully alive! Just don't get careless, lay your head down, and fall asleep too fast For 2old may well the they one sneaking in and posting last!!!!
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