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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Mar 18, 2020 0:52:05 GMT -5
A man walks into a bar... The bartender greets him and says, “For 5 bucks, I’ll show you something amazing.”
The man agrees and hands over his 5 bucks.
The bartender pulls out a small piano and a guy who is only about a foot tall. The guy sits down and plays an amazing tune on the piano.
“Wow he’s amazing. Where did you get him!?!”
He bartender replied, “There is a genie on the corner, he’ll grant you one wish.”
The guy leaves the bar, finds the genie and says, “I want a million bucks!”
All of a sudden ducks start falling out of the sky.
The guy runs back to the bar to escape all the ducks and asks, “What’s wrong with that genie? I asked for a million bucks, and ducks started falling out of the sky!”
The bartender shakes his head and says, “He’s hard of hearing. Do you seriously think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
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Post by 2old on Mar 18, 2020 17:46:39 GMT -5
Blind man walks into a bar. Sitting there sipping his beer, he asks the bartender "Wanna hear a good blonde joke?" To that, the bartender replies "The barstools on either side of you are occupied by blondes that just came from karate practice. The bouncer you passed by on your way in is a blonde. And, I'm serving you drinks and I have blonde hair. Do you still want to tell a blonde joke?" "Okay. Forget it. If you all are blonde, I'd have to tell it four or five times and y'all still wouldn't get the punch line!"
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