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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Dec 18, 2019 2:11:45 GMT -5
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Dec 8, 2022 0:20:05 GMT -5
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.
So when Paddy's, 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother. '
Grandma,' he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in August, you effin' idiot."
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Dec 8, 2022 21:59:11 GMT -5
A German and an Englishman are having a conversation in the park when suddenly a young girl falls into the lake.
They both rush in to save her, but when they emerge she’s unconscious.
The Englishman asks the German if they know the number for emergency services.
“999.”
The Englishman replies, “fine, I’ll call them myself.”
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