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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2019 12:20:50 GMT -5
Q.What has a bottom at its top? A. A leg. Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? A: Because he was on a roll. Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel! Q. How do you make an egg-roll? A. You push it! Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A. You look flushed. Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A:Look grandpa, no hands! Q.Why was the little strawberry crying? A.Because his parents were in a jam. Q.Why are movie stars so cool. A.Because they have so many fans.
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