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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2019 20:37:58 GMT -5
~ If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? ~ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ~ If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? ~ If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? ~ If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2? ~ If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? ~ Why do you have to “put your two cents in”. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? ~ Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork?  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2019 20:47:21 GMT -5
~ Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? ~ What do people in China call their good plates? ~ What disease did cured ham actually have? ~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs! ~ Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump? ~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? ~ Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck? ~ Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?  |
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Post by rebecca2013 on Mar 21, 2019 7:45:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2019 13:01:18 GMT -5
We all need laughs right now.  |
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Mar 21, 2019 17:55:46 GMT -5
 My friend Yu read these with me.... she laugh and she needed to laugh... 
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Post by tnthomas on Mar 22, 2019 18:36:03 GMT -5
~ If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? ~ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ~ If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? ~ If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? ~ If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2? ~ If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? ~ Why do you have to “put your two cents in”. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? ~ Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork? ~ Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? ~ What do people in China call their good plates? ~ What disease did cured ham actually have? ~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs! ~ Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump? ~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? ~ Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck? ~ Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
All great stuff, keep 'em coming rubyk!  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2019 9:40:23 GMT -5
Thanks. I enjoyed them, too.  |
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My friend Yu read these with me.... she laugh and she needed to laugh... 
