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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2019 15:41:34 GMT -5
Feeling down about her thinning hair, a woman told her friend, "Soon I'll never need to go back to the beauty salon. Whenever I vacuum, all I pick up is my hair." A glass-half-full kind of gal, her friend responded, "Well, then you won't need to vacuum either."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2019 15:51:09 GMT -5
A woman said her husband can't activate their Amazon Echo because he keeps forgetting its name, Alexa. "Just think of the car Lexus and add an a at either end," the wife suggested. The next time he wanted to use this new toy, he looked a bit puzzled. Then he remembered what his wife had said and confidently called out, "Acura!"
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