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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 11:04:01 GMT -5
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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Post by 2old on Jan 12, 2019 14:12:15 GMT -5
A true fact! My wife has always done my thinking for me! All intelligence I have is her working through me.
Now thet shee es know longer luking ofer mi sholder end I cane youse mi on brane... I offisialy want too regastor how off ended I aim weth such n inpolight psot!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2019 14:11:45 GMT -5
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Jan 17, 2019 9:40:23 GMT -5
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