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Post by 2old on Dec 19, 2018 22:43:48 GMT -5
Our State Fish & Game was made aware of a stretch of interstate highway where dozens and dozens of dead crows were found. A crew of wildlife biologists spent weeks in the area, trying to find why all those crows were dying along side the highway. Finally, a ornithological behaviorist was asked to travel to the site and see if he could find the answer. Within hours, the behaviorist had the answer. In fact, it was fairly simple.
The crows were all being hit by trucks traveling the interstate. None were being killed by speeding cars. Crows are scavengers. As crows would descend on roadkill to pick meat from the bones, one crow would set on a fence post as a lookout. The sentry crow was to warn the others of oncoming traffic. Problem was, the sentry crow could not squawk "Truck! Truck! Truck!". All he could shout was "Caw! Caw! Caw!"
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Post by 2old on Dec 19, 2018 22:51:52 GMT -5
And, similarly...
A few months ago, I was driving a remote section of highway in the western part of our state. I had noticed a patrol car began following me. My speed was well within the posted limit, but a little paranoia set in as the patrol car seemed to be hugging my rear bumper. In fact, he was following me so closely I could barely see his headlights. All of a sudden, a rooster pheasant flew in front of my truck. I hit the pheasant with the front of my hood, careening him up and over the top of my cab. Splat! The pheasant hit right smack dab in the middle of the patrol car's windshield, causing it to crack. The lights and siren came on and I pulled to the side of the road. The deputy walked to my window, demanding my license and registration. He returned to his patrol car for what seemed a long time. Finally, he once again approached my drivers door and had written me a traffic ticket!! "What did I do wrong, Officer, that would result in this ticket?" "Don't play dumb, Sir. The ticket is for flipping me the bird!"
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