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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 16:37:14 GMT -5
An Arkansas man came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The first man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I wrote down the license number!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 16:37:54 GMT -5
NEWS FLASH! - Arkansas' worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two native Arkansans, crashed into a cemetery.
Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 16:38:22 GMT -5
An Arkansas State Trooper pulled over a pickup on the interstate.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 16:40:14 GMT -5
In Minnesota we substitute Iowa or Wisconsin with these types of jokes. When I lived in Cincinnati, Ohio, we always substituted Kentucky.
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Post by 2old on Dec 7, 2018 22:12:19 GMT -5
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. How do we know? It's a "tooth" brush, not "teeth".
An Arkansas man can be married to his fourth wife and still have the same in-laws.
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Post by smitty45 on Dec 8, 2018 23:10:37 GMT -5
News Flash.. An Arkansas Truck driver was pulled over by state police. Trooper: Driver, are you missing something ? Driver : Not to my knowledge Sir. Trooper: Turn that truck around and follow me! Driver : Ok Sir. Trooper : Is that your trailer ? Driver : Nope. My trailer wheels were on the bottom.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2018 10:44:30 GMT -5
Smitty - I don't get it.  |
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