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Post by Warrigal on Aug 1, 2018 21:46:54 GMT -5
C'mon. It must be time for a few jokes about DJT.
Try not to post old jokes about other politicians with just a name change.
I'll go first. Appropriately, I found this on Twitter .
NEXT.
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Post by tnthomas on Aug 15, 2018 23:31:18 GMT -5
C'mon. It must be time for a few jokes about DJT.
Try not to post old jokes about other politicians with just a name change.
I'll go first. Appropriately, I found this on Twitter .
NEXT.
Didn't see this waaay down here where the Just Joking section of the forum. Here's one I copied from some random site: |
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Post by Warrigal on Aug 16, 2018 3:29:24 GMT -5
OK Let's have some more and have a bit of a giggle.
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Post by rebecca2013 on Aug 16, 2018 8:18:46 GMT -5
A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare, so all Donald Trump really needs to be considered one of the great US presidents is an infinite amount of time and a monkey that can type.
~ Olaf Falafel
A host on Fox and Friends recently called both North Korean leader Kim Jung Un and President Trump ‘dictators’ on air. The station has apologized, saying only one of the leaders is a person who behaves in an autocratic way. The other is Kim Jung Un.
~Erich McElroy
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Post by 2old on Aug 19, 2018 17:40:41 GMT -5
Trump's favorite room in the White House is the "Oval Office". He says President Oval was one of the best presidents of all time, having an inauguration crowd almost as large as he did.
When warned about placing tariffs on China and aluminum, Trump said he was a great friend of China. He then asked his staff to schedule a trip to Aluminum since he'd never been there.
Trump was asked about how things were getting along between North Korea and South Korea. Said things had settled down, but were still tenuous. Trump commented he just wished North and South Korea could get along as well as East and West Korea since he never hears from them.
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Post by rebecca2013 on Aug 19, 2018 18:31:42 GMT -5
Trump's favorite room in the White House is the "Oval Office". He says President Oval was one of the best presidents of all time, having an inauguration crowd almost as large as he did. When warned about placing tariffs on China and aluminum, Trump said he was a great friend of China. He then asked his staff to schedule a trip to Aluminum since he'd never been there. Trump was asked about how things were getting along between North Korea and South Korea. Said things had settled down, but were still tenuous. Trump commented he just wished North and South Korea could get along as well as East and West Korea since he never hears from them.  |
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Post by 2old on Aug 20, 2018 19:22:32 GMT -5
Don't know why Trump's alleged affairs and sexual assaults are such news. After all, it's he said, she said and she said and she said and she said and she said...……...
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Post by Warrigal on Aug 20, 2018 20:24:14 GMT -5
Because that are salacious, 2old. It was ever thus.
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Post by rebecca2013 on Aug 21, 2018 11:30:55 GMT -5
President Trump is giving a press conference on the lawn of the White House, with Mike Pence standing next to him. One of the reporters happens to ask Trump if he’s changed his stance on immigration
Trump denies that he has, adding, “The less immigrants that come in, the better.”
Pence corrects him,”The fewer.”
Trump turns to Pence, face red, and says, “I told you not to call me that in public!!" 
Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God…
God asks Bush: “What do you believe in?” Bush answers: “I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!” “Very well”, says God. “Come sit to my right.”
Next, God asks Obama: “What do you believe in?” Obama answers: “I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all.” “Good”, says God. “You shall sit to my left.”
Finally, God asks Trump: “What do you believe in?”
Trump answers: “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.” 
An old farmer and a city man got into a conversation, and the talk eventually turned to Donald Trump. The old farmer said, ” Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a ‘Post Tortoise’.” The city man had no idea what a Post Tortoise was, so he politely asked the farmer to clarify. The farmer explained that it’s when you’re driving down a country road and you see a tortoise balanced on top of a post. He saw the puzzled look on the city man’s face, so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of idiots put him up there, to begin with! 
Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school classroom where the students are learning about words. The teacher asks President Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “tragedy,” so he asks for an example. When a little boy says that it would be a tragedy if his best friend got run over by a tractor, President Trump shook his head. “No, that would be an accident.”
Next, a little girl says that it would be a tragedy if a school bus with fifty children went off a cliff. “Not quite,” President Trump says. “That’s what we’d call an overwhelming loss.”
Finally, a little boy at the back of the classroom puts up his hand and says that it would be a tragedy if the President’s private jet exploded while he was flying in it. “Fantastic!” President Trump shouts, “And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it sure wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either!" 
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Post by 2old on Nov 24, 2018 16:27:22 GMT -5
Just heard Trump is authoring a new Executive Order. He's banning all immigrants, visitors, and imports from Romania until they quit sending us Romaine lettuce.
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