Post by 2old on Sept 23, 2022 9:16:26 GMT -5
Well, I've sent the minions out for more ketchup. The cleaning people have almost all of it off the walls. My throwing arm is the bestest and mostest accurate of anyone. I could still pitch for a major league ball team, but too busy hosting the Saudi's since they love me.
Folks are saying I had a bad day this week. That no good, sexist, racist New York Attorney General made some news using my name. No way a black female is as smart and intelligent as me. She's just a witch on a witch hunt. Says she's going to bankrupt me and ban me from doing business in New York. I own New York, the billionaires there, and the politicians there. She has no power to do anything. I'll send her a new Gucci purse with a million dollars in it and she'll forget I even exist.
And, that judge I had appointed as a special master. Have this good looking "skirt judge" down the street in my pocket. (She is so taken back with my brain and my body, she will do anything to please me.) Have my donors paying this New York judge $500/hour and he was supposed to make sure this all went away. Calling my friend Ginni, today, and make sure she has her hubby put the power of MY Supreme Court to work and shut down this old Dearie judge. Heck, I own the 11th Circuit, too. Someone picked the wrong three on that court to attack me. Ginni will handle that for me too.
Banks across the world are begging to lend me money any time I want it. Lowlifes want to do business with my businesses. Millionaires want to join all my golf courses. The U.S. wants me back as their President. They know what was stolen from them in 2020. Sleepy Joe has the world looking down on us and it wasn't that way when I was in the White House. He's letting that black ex president run the Country and it's not working!! He got reelected and wasn't even born in America. I've received so many awards saying I'm the best and brightest president ever and the world knows I would have been reelected at least two or three more times if the election wasn't stolen. That's why I needed all those classified files here... I declassified all of them in my mind... so the fake Sleepy Joe couldn't read them. I'm so much smarter than any bankers, accountants... anyone in the financial world. I've undervalued all my properties, because I'm smarter than the IRS. If I had them listed as what they're worth, the financial world would recognize my wealth is larger than Bezos or anyone.
So, I'm doing just fine. Biggest and loudest crowd ever seen at my rallies. World leaders wanting me back because they know I could fix global inflation with a wave of my hand. (And, my fingers are NOT small!) The help is bringing my morning breakfast from McDonald's down the road and more ketchup will be here soon. I'll be back in the White House in January, when those who love me take over Congress and run out Sleepy Joe. Don't worry about voting in November. We know the liberals will try to steal all the elections again. The real patriots wearing my MAGA hats won't let it happen this time. Keep smiling and send money....
Folks are saying I had a bad day this week. That no good, sexist, racist New York Attorney General made some news using my name. No way a black female is as smart and intelligent as me. She's just a witch on a witch hunt. Says she's going to bankrupt me and ban me from doing business in New York. I own New York, the billionaires there, and the politicians there. She has no power to do anything. I'll send her a new Gucci purse with a million dollars in it and she'll forget I even exist.
And, that judge I had appointed as a special master. Have this good looking "skirt judge" down the street in my pocket. (She is so taken back with my brain and my body, she will do anything to please me.) Have my donors paying this New York judge $500/hour and he was supposed to make sure this all went away. Calling my friend Ginni, today, and make sure she has her hubby put the power of MY Supreme Court to work and shut down this old Dearie judge. Heck, I own the 11th Circuit, too. Someone picked the wrong three on that court to attack me. Ginni will handle that for me too.
Banks across the world are begging to lend me money any time I want it. Lowlifes want to do business with my businesses. Millionaires want to join all my golf courses. The U.S. wants me back as their President. They know what was stolen from them in 2020. Sleepy Joe has the world looking down on us and it wasn't that way when I was in the White House. He's letting that black ex president run the Country and it's not working!! He got reelected and wasn't even born in America. I've received so many awards saying I'm the best and brightest president ever and the world knows I would have been reelected at least two or three more times if the election wasn't stolen. That's why I needed all those classified files here... I declassified all of them in my mind... so the fake Sleepy Joe couldn't read them. I'm so much smarter than any bankers, accountants... anyone in the financial world. I've undervalued all my properties, because I'm smarter than the IRS. If I had them listed as what they're worth, the financial world would recognize my wealth is larger than Bezos or anyone.
So, I'm doing just fine. Biggest and loudest crowd ever seen at my rallies. World leaders wanting me back because they know I could fix global inflation with a wave of my hand. (And, my fingers are NOT small!) The help is bringing my morning breakfast from McDonald's down the road and more ketchup will be here soon. I'll be back in the White House in January, when those who love me take over Congress and run out Sleepy Joe. Don't worry about voting in November. We know the liberals will try to steal all the elections again. The real patriots wearing my MAGA hats won't let it happen this time. Keep smiling and send money....
