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Post by birdgal on Aug 30, 2021 13:42:43 GMT -5
I just told my spouse we should get rid of our lawn mower. She looks up from her phone and tells me we don't have a lawn mower, that's why we hire a lawn crew.
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Post by 2old on Sept 1, 2021 11:46:43 GMT -5
I just told my spouse we should get rid of our lawn mower. She looks up from her phone and tells me we don't have a lawn mower, that's why we hire a lawn crew. Get on your local Facebook "Buy/Sell/Trade" page. Find someone wanting to dump an old lawnmower for just a few dollars. Next time she leaves the house for a couple hours, go buy the old lawnmower. Put it in your garage. When she returns home, tell her "I knew we had a lawnmower! It's right in the garage. You want me to show you?" Then, sell it for what you paid for it.  |
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Post by birdgal on Sept 1, 2021 14:26:05 GMT -5
Lol! You are a rascal, 2Old. I like that in a person. ;)
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Post by ruby on Sept 2, 2021 16:43:32 GMT -5
I just told my spouse we should get rid of our lawn mower. She looks up from her phone and tells me we don't have a lawn mower, that's why we hire a lawn crew. Get on your local Facebook "Buy/Sell/Trade" page. Find someone wanting to dump an old lawnmower for just a few dollars. Next time she leaves the house for a couple hours, go buy the old lawnmower. Put it in your garage. When she returns home, tell her "I knew we had a lawnmower! It's right in the garage. You want me to show you?" Then, sell it for what you paid for it. Funny, but an awful lot of trouble for a joke.  |
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Post by 2old on Sept 2, 2021 18:32:01 GMT -5
Get on your local Facebook "Buy/Sell/Trade" page. Find someone wanting to dump an old lawnmower for just a few dollars. Next time she leaves the house for a couple hours, go buy the old lawnmower. Put it in your garage. When she returns home, tell her "I knew we had a lawnmower! It's right in the garage. You want me to show you?" Then, sell it for what you paid for it. Funny, but an awful lot of trouble for a joke. Sometimes us old folk will go to a tremendous amount of "trouble" just to show our spouse we're not wrong.... again!!!! :>) Of course, I constantly have "evil" thoughts. The City, in its infinite wisdom, has permitted some construction that will cause a huge traffic nightmare about a block from our home. If I were to walk to the Kroger's I would use the pedestrian crossing at that intersection. So... here's my plan. I will head towards Kroger's, stopping at the traffic light and pushing the pedestrian crossing button. When it stops traffic for me to cross, I will do... slowly. Once to the other side, "Woops! I forgot my mask!" I will push the button to stop traffic so I can cross back to the other side. Back to the other side, "Woops! My mask was in my pocket!" Button pushed. Traffic stopped. Away I go. On the other side, again, "Woops! I forgot my grocery list!" Button pushed. Traffic stopped. "Woops! My list was on my phone and not a paper list this time." Button pushed. Traffic stopped. Wondering how long I can plead an old guy with a very forgetful mind and get honked at a few times..... :>) |
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