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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2020 13:17:46 GMT -5
2Old your too funny for this old coot i had to laugh about the laxative reminds me of when i was a kid
i saw some chocolate candy on the counter one day thought maybe mom put it there for me that way. well you can guess what happens later
yep, i spent most of my day on the Pot Next day , mom asked what happen to the X-lax i had just bought?
"Mom i thought it was candy you bought! Thought i would try it,tho abit bitter, i ended up sitting on the pot alot!
She laughed and thought it funny yet i did not understand her Laughing
As i thought it not funny til she told me, Honey,this will teach you to ask me first because it did cost me some money. and i needed it more then you, honey..
well on that note, i still have some time to gloat yep! im here all alone and the last one here to post!
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Post by 2old on Jan 12, 2020 10:58:08 GMT -5
Dusty is canning in some glass jars some apricots so sweet. I imagine that for quite a while, she will use them for a treat. Just makes no sense to me, now isn't a "can" made of tin? So, why is it called "canning" when glass she's putting the apricots in?
Now I grew up on a farm, where we a garden of fruits and veggies we grew. Often we would bring a jar from the cellar, to make some soup or stew. I couldn't understand it then, and still have trouble getting in through my mind. Why people still call it "canning" when the goodies in a jar you will find.
During my working years, I had to "can" some workers who did not do their job. When it came to them being "canned", they often would beg with a sob. Promises were made to do better, and sometimes I would relent. If they didn't buck up and change, still out the door they were sent.
So, we "can" fruits and veggies in containers made of glass. We "can" workers, sending them home, tossing them out the door on their ***! If I "can" that means I'm able or have the ability to do a job that someone might ask. If I "can't" it means the opposite and that I'm not able to perform that specific task.
So, if you are "canning" the fruit while putting them in a glass jar, may I ask. Shouldn't that be "can'ting" since it's not a metal container for the preserving task? Now I can't make heads or tails for what I can and can't or canned, just from whether glass or tin! All the can and can't and canning and canned and such... Wow! Has my head in a spin!
I better shut off my prose and rhyme and let my feeble old mind clear. I'd walk to Dusty's house and beg some apricots if she only lived close to here. Instead, I'll close with a "can't"... saying no one else on TRF will win the contest this year. It is a certain thing that I "can" win it all and that's one thing I "can" make very clear!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2020 21:14:54 GMT -5
2old, i almost peed my pants laughing so hard, It was like when i recall my mother fell in the lard she laughed so hard !
Leave it to you to make my day,.. skies have been cloudy all the day. i needed this laugh, i don't want dismay !
Have to make this short to my hubby i must report wants some popcorn just have to put the bag in the micro Then sit and watch the news report
but thanks for the laugh,leave it to you ! you could of made good money by also being a comedian of sort
so toot , toot a toot. i got to boot be back again soon , with out my broom..' im last as you all know , so now i be the Last one to show!!
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Post by smitty45 on Jan 13, 2020 11:43:40 GMT -5
2020 started out on a bad note. I'm going to be last this year. The good part for me? I'll be last
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2020 14:45:04 GMT -5
Being last is a real blast knowing you can be last
Was so much fun to hear the cheers of everyone one here the same people who were here last year!
well ive run out of time and could run out of Rhyme! dont want that to happen all the time!
so i will be back again to win last just as i did in the past. So im here to say again and again ive posted Last at last!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2020 16:18:00 GMT -5
I’ll quote from the Aussie movie called The Castle ....tell em their dreaming It just go’s to show Aussie Dusty was the winner ...well a draw with Weezer ...but I still shared the FIRST prize so Weezer and I share the big shiny trophy till the very end of 2020 Come on Aussie come on
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Post by 2old on Jan 13, 2020 18:45:58 GMT -5
Look out ladies! Hold on to your hat! I'm going shopping for a new sweetheart and that is that! Sshhh! Haven't told my wife and don't want her to hear. I don't think she knows 2020 is a leap year!!!
Leap year is when a lady can propose marriage to a man And that fits into my diabolical plan! I'm so handsome. I'm so smart. I'm so talented, you see. Just can't imagine a plethora of ladies not competing for me!
Now how do I break this news to my wife? She's forever been the love of my life! If ladies are going to throw themselves at me this year I may have to choose another and say goodbye to my dear.
I'm preparing my shopping list and checking it twice For I want this new lady to be very nice. She has to be beautiful, what they call a "knockout". Wait! My lovely wife for all these years is beautiful without a doubt!
The new lady must be a terrific cook, someone who can bake and fry. Wait! My lovely wife has fed me well, a fantastic cook... oh my! If a lady proposes, she must have the "patience of Job" to put up with me. Yes! I must remember this wife of mine has always dealt with everything so patiently.
You know, the more I think about this, perhaps I should consider the blessing I have with my lovely wife. To be inconsiderate and leave her now would fill my life with lots of strife! So, what will I tell these many ladies who will chase me to wed? How will I tell them to find someone else instead?
Well, they'll just have to deal with it 'cause I already have ladies that make my head spin. These ladies are bound and determined a competition trophy to win! So, I'm keep my wife and treat the others with decorum While competing with the ladies on the Take Refuge Forum!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2020 1:08:39 GMT -5
Opps wrong thread
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2020 19:34:55 GMT -5
oops wrong thread? Dusty?? guess you must of thought 20ld was losing his head! talking like shopping for a brand new sweetheart? lets give a can of beans and just tell him to go fart! Yes me and Dusty are the very smart ones !! we know your just a man trying to win a trophy when in the final days before 2021 all you will be doing is getting a little more goofy !!! but in all honesty, your quite the man so its easy to understand we will have ready a big old fan blowing your way from that famous finish at the nearest grandstand!! but that is then and this is now so here i am to take this vow to tell you all who are here reading this.. im the very , very last one here right now!!! kiss ♥ kiss ♥
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Post by 2old on Jan 16, 2020 15:25:56 GMT -5
Where the heck is Dusty? She's gonna get rusty! Not "rusty" as in covered with rust But, "rusty" as if her mind needs to remove the dust!
Now, my wife would suggest I'm "rusty", My mind is really, really "dusty", And, my attitude is displeasingly "crusty"... Probably adding my odor is getting "musty"!
Well, I dare not disparage my lovely one's smarts Even when "Grandma's got the walkin' farts"!! I do believe to say it is fair That we make a pretty good pair!
Once Dusty gets her done canning jar after jar Into the competition, she'll arrive from afar. I can almost hear her Aussie brogue, don't you? I can hear her smiling at a friendly kangaroo.
Well, if Dusty is listening, I have one quick request! I have a wish... a wish I shall not allow to rest. Can someone "down under" send me a kangaroo to sit upon my couch And keep this ornery dog of ours, out of trouble in her pouch!!
The dog really isn't that bad, if the truth were known. Since we've had her she sure has grown. Either she's getting smarter as we share her home, day by day. Or else she's got us trained to think she's doing things the correct way.
Come on, TRF crew! Come here Forum Games to play! We really need to hear what you have to say. How will you overcome the truth that seems so plain to me That I am first to post last and that's the way it's going to be!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 21:20:59 GMT -5
The walking farts 20ld??
it made me laugh but then again it brought back memories of my dear old mom
she told me once when she walked up the stairs each step would make farting blares she laughed at each step as it was still there!
then she heard my father laughing hard then she knew it was him who could not hold his farts , that figures cuz my dad was a card!
Well on that note im on my way. not to fear just dropped by to let you know i was here.
and to tell ya'll that im the last to post this is not my ghost. folks. it's me, weezer,, read my lips! I love to boast!! AND im the Last one here to post !!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 21:26:45 GMT -5
Never fear Dusty is here She’s been a prayin for rain to come falling to stop.us all dyin from smoke that’s covered our land down under due to bushfires Now sadly I must say maybe no kangaroos or bears that’s cuddly ones to share ,will come your way 2old Many have been lost But hey ...SMILE for your Aussie game playing mate ......... it’s .......... RAINING ...no it’s not it’s pouring where it’s much needed ..so even if we are all like ME ..yep Dusty ..is not religious in any way ..but let’s all say a silent thank you ...for the buckets and buckets of rain .. in New South Wales and Queensland South Aust ( where I’m. ) is yet to get some rain but it will come
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Post by 2old on Jan 17, 2020 18:30:22 GMT -5
Hoping Dusty... and the rest of Australia... gets some rain. Drought and wildfires have inflicted so much pain. Mother Nature, we can't change it... so I'm told. I do believe some is a result of climate change, if I can be so bold.
We had lots of ice, this morning, on roads and highways you could slide. Schools and the University were closed so the kids could stay inside. Most of the ice had melted by mid-afternoon. Of course the ice slush will refreeze this evening, very soon.
A Delta passenger jet slid off the runway at Kansas City yesterday eve. Nobody hurt, except for some soiled underwear, I believe. One of my heroes, Betty White, turned 98 years old today. What a neat lady, speaking her mind... I must say.
Ran into a local man, yesterday, who we've known many years. To visit with him will almost bring you to tears. He walks the mall every day with the young folk... in their 70's and 80's like me and you. The first of this year, this gentleman who still drives and walks so much, turned one hundred and two!!
I really think most people reach a time in their life when they begin to enjoy the ride. They understand that the work and worries are past and we're on the other side. From the point we break over, we understand each day is a blessing and we laugh a little more. We just don't know when that peak will come and we totally enjoy what's left in store.
Compared so some, I'm still a young flat-belly youngster with lots to live and learn. But, I'm quickly approaching that time when I don't have another concern. About the only thing that bothers me as I hope for another day Is that I don't want my wife to struggle if I leave her and go away.
No sense worrying, though, since our end of life is out of our hands. And in the meantime, we must just enjoy ourselves... kick up our heels and do headstands. Well, if I did, I'd probably break a hip or even my neck So I better behave and not totally say, "What the heck!"
If the Good Lord does give me another day to enjoy on this Earth. I have a goal and will play it for what it's worth. When tomorrow comes and I once again have my laptop on my knee. The first one to post last, YES! 2old that will be!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2020 12:51:43 GMT -5
My friend 20ld , your certainly a grand man . Your way too young to kick the can! Im closer to eighty , so i may be the first to see my Master , you see?
But we cannot look into the future as no one knows. but that can only make our lives richer!
Every day that we are here to post It's very important to brag and boast say what we want to one another, and not be bothered by any unhappy others!
I come here to post cuz cuz i enjoy everyones posts and 2Olds poetry, he inspires my old brain to wake up and Rhyme those beautiful verses he gives me the courage to keep on posting even tho some days i feel like im just coasting,., when i know i need to stop boasting im the last to post, yep its weezer you see it me and its only me you should believe.!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2020 20:48:22 GMT -5
Well forgot to add this little Rhymne to Dusty and even if it does not rhyme she knows i try my best all the time.
To Dusty i say i hope it will rains for many a day. Those little Koala's are all in harms way.
We see everyday on the TV News, Those darling little Koala's we do not want to lose!
Well time is flying by fast today im now in my jammies,but what the hay! I'm just thankful to be here day after day!!
I almost forgot to add, im so aghast!! i am again,the Last one here to be LAST at last!
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