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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 11:09:59 GMT -5
Stupid Questions:
~ If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
~ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
~If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
~If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
~If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
~Why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
~Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork?
~ Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
~ What do people in China call their good plates?
~ What disease did cured ham actually have?
~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
~ Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
~ Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck?
~ Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 11:11:18 GMT -5
Does anyone have the answers?
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Oct 30, 2019 5:07:36 GMT -5
Does anyone have the answers? Haha! Well as far as chopsticks are concerned I can eat much better with them far easier than with traditional fork!!
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Post by 2old on Oct 30, 2019 6:23:19 GMT -5
Does anyone have the answers? Stupid Questions: ~ If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? Corn oil and vegetable oil are used to cook with. I've never tried to cook with baby oil. Hmmm... Maybe if one day my cannibalistic tendencies kick in......~ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Have you ever tasted dishwashing liquid? I know when we used it on the kids for saying naughty things, they sure didn't like it. So, if lemon juice was made with real lemons and tasted like dishwashing liquid....~If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? I'm sure glad creek banks do have branches. Used to set many a bank line by tying them to branches overhanging catfish holes. :>) (Love the English language!)~If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? March 31, 1885 the Crayola Company was formed. Oranges are sweet so they thought kids would have no issue coloring with an "orange" crayon. OTOH, limes and lemons are sour. Had to name those colors something different so kids would still eat them. Thousands of kids grew up with shards of Crayola crayons passing through their digestive tracts.~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2? Haven't you ever heard the fact that a constipated mathematician works it out with a pencil? If so, why would it be called anything but #2?~If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? They will stop long enough to check the victim's political affiliation. ~Why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? My "two cents" are worth far more than anyone else's penny's worth of thoughts. After all, I am a stable genius.~Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork? Sometimes. Chinadoll who posts on TRF owns a horse. She tried and tried to feed the horse hay with her chopsticks. Finally had to resort to using a pitchfork.~ Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? I grew up on a farm where we milked cows. Anyone who is warped enough to eat/drink sour cream is gullible enough to believe it would have an expiration date!~ What do people in China call their good plates? Google has the answer but it looked like a row of slanted tic-tac-toe signs.~ What disease did cured ham actually have? Early on, it was "lead poisoning". SPCA now requires a more humane "disease". I believe it is now an adverse reaction to "shock therapy".~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs! If the dog walked on all fours as God meant, why would he be called "Goofy"?~ Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump? If they took it with them, all my former friends in the sewage treatment business would be out of work!~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? With Jimmy's personality, I could care less what he does for a living. He is uncouth... an angry old man! That's why I sing it. Just don't want anyone else to care about him!~ Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck? Here in Kansas, we don't think much of those parts of the U.S. east or west of us. Full of degenerates! Only good people left are right here in one of the last Republican conclaves. So... we just assume the oceans are the closest things of any value, east or west of us, and ships bring our guns and ammo to us.~ Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? Dorsal - Thanks, Google!Read more: takerefuge.freeforums.net/thread/6419/stupid#ixzz63pjnI7DU
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Post by rebecca2013 on Oct 30, 2019 8:06:47 GMT -5
Does anyone have the answers? Stupid Questions: ~ If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? Corn oil and vegetable oil are used to cook with. I've never tried to cook with baby oil. Hmmm... Maybe if one day my cannibalistic tendencies kick in......~ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Have you ever tasted dishwashing liquid? I know when we used it on the kids for saying naughty things, they sure didn't like it. So, if lemon juice was made with real lemons and tasted like dishwashing liquid....~If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? I'm sure glad creek banks do have branches. Used to set many a bank line by tying them to branches overhanging catfish holes. :>) (Love the English language!)~If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? March 31, 1885 the Crayola Company was formed. Oranges are sweet so they thought kids would have no issue coloring with an "orange" crayon. OTOH, limes and lemons are sour. Had to name those colors something different so kids would still eat them. Thousands of kids grew up with shards of Crayola crayons passing through their digestive tracts.~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2? Haven't you ever heard the fact that a constipated mathematician works it out with a pencil? If so, why would it be called anything but #2?~If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? They will stop long enough to check the victim's political affiliation. ~Why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? My "two cents" are worth far more than anyone else's penny's worth of thoughts. After all, I am a stable genius.~Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork? Sometimes. Chinadoll who posts on TRF owns a horse. She tried and tried to feed the horse hay with her chopsticks. Finally had to resort to using a pitchfork.~ Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? I grew up on a farm where we milked cows. Anyone who is warped enough to eat/drink sour cream is gullible enough to believe it would have an expiration date!~ What do people in China call their good plates? Google has the answer but it looked like a row of slanted tic-tac-toe signs.~ What disease did cured ham actually have? Early on, it was "lead poisoning". SPCA now requires a more humane "disease". I believe it is now an adverse reaction to "shock therapy".~ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs! If the dog walked on all fours as God meant, why would he be called "Goofy"?~ Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump? If they took it with them, all my former friends in the sewage treatment business would be out of work!~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? With Jimmy's personality, I could care less what he does for a living. He is uncouth... an angry old man! That's why I sing it. Just don't want anyone else to care about him!~ Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck? Here in Kansas, we don't think much of those parts of the U.S. east or west of us. Full of degenerates! Only good people left are right here in one of the last Republican conclaves. So... we just assume the oceans are the closest things of any value, east or west of us, and ships bring our guns and ammo to us.~ Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? Dorsal - Thanks, Google!Read more: takerefuge.freeforums.net/thread/6419/stupid#ixzz63pjnI7DU
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Post by rebecca2013 on Oct 30, 2019 8:08:04 GMT -5
Does anyone have the answers? Haha! Well as far as chopsticks are concerned I can eat much better with them far easier than with traditional fork!! that is a fact!! she is very fast with chopsticks.... I am still in the clumsy phase!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2019 9:38:57 GMT -5
Thanks for your input, everyone. 2old ~ you put a lot of time into your answers. I think they are a riot. You should try stand up comedy for your next career!
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Post by highlandannie on Oct 30, 2019 10:02:54 GMT -5
Does anyone have the answers? Haha! Well as far as chopsticks are concerned I can eat much better with them far easier than with traditional fork!! My husband is really good with chopsticks. I gave up. In Thailand you eat with a big spoon and use the fork to push it onto the spoon if needed.
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Post by rebecca2013 on Oct 30, 2019 11:59:39 GMT -5
Haha! Well as far as chopsticks are concerned I can eat much better with them far easier than with traditional fork!! My husband is really good with chopsticks. I gave up. In Thailand you eat with a big spoon and use the fork to push it onto the spoon if needed. the Taiwanese eat with a spoon also.... they use chopsticks and spoon together for things like various soups and stews......It gets complicated to me!! Ziyi just whips it up like it's a fork...she even taught my kids to use chopsticks..... I eat slow and careful .....not to sling food with the chopsticks!!!
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Oct 30, 2019 18:23:56 GMT -5
Haha! Well as far as chopsticks are concerned I can eat much better with them far easier than with traditional fork!! My husband is really good with chopsticks. I gave up. In Thailand you eat with a big spoon and use the fork to push it onto the spoon if needed. Taiwanese do too! Makes eating soup with long Chinese noodle easier
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Post by highlandannie on Oct 31, 2019 3:21:17 GMT -5
My husband is really good with chopsticks. I gave up. In Thailand you eat with a big spoon and use the fork to push it onto the spoon if needed. Taiwanese do too! Makes eating soup with long Chinese noodle easier True. Husband has a much easier time eating glass noodle soup than me.
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Post by rebecca2013 on Oct 31, 2019 7:18:37 GMT -5
Taiwanese do too! Makes eating soup with long Chinese noodle easier True. Husband has a much easier time eating glass noodle soup than me. hah!! you should see Ziyi eat them..... slurp slurp!! Me I splatter the whole bowl..... She doesn't miss a drop.......
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