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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2019 14:51:56 GMT -5
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bu**er.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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Post by formerlyme on Sept 22, 2019 16:07:46 GMT -5
Those are cute, @rubyk...Thanks for the chuckles!
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Post by rebecca2013 on Sept 22, 2019 19:15:00 GMT -5
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Post by 2old on Sept 23, 2019 12:24:55 GMT -5
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Post by highlandannie on Sept 23, 2019 12:51:04 GMT -5
Silly Brits. Swearing is more common here.
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