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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Oct 6, 2021 3:47:11 GMT -5
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Dec 19, 2021 5:59:42 GMT -5
Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears. "What's the matter?" asks Olaf. "Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets." "No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you." Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her. At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair. "I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!" Olaf just waves and walks off. "I was really worried about you," comments the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?" " I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Feb 25, 2022 10:34:31 GMT -5
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough…
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Post by 2old on Feb 26, 2022 8:16:25 GMT -5
The farmer's wife was helping him in the barnyard and was killed by a mean bull. Fairly large crowd at the funeral. After the funeral, he was seen surrounded by a group of his wife's lady friends. He just kept nodding his head up and down. A little later, he was seen visiting with a group of his farmer friends. There he was observed constantly nodding his head from side to side. Someone asked him why he nodded affirmatively to the ladies and negatively to the men. He explained...
"The ladies were all expressing their sympathy, offering condolences. All I could do was nod how much I appreciated their thoughts."
"Then, why did you not negatively to the farmers?"
"They all wanted to buy the bull!!"
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Mar 10, 2022 9:56:23 GMT -5
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Post by The Inspector on Jun 11, 2022 19:17:04 GMT -5
Bodies of 7 people killed in Italy helicopter crash recovered
(recovered) return to a normal state of health, mind, or strength, good trick?
iT'S a real headline.
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Aug 21, 2022 10:46:56 GMT -5
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them. Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes? Probably not, they haven't had a gig yet.
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Dec 27, 2022 21:42:24 GMT -5
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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Post by formerlyme on May 19, 2023 21:16:19 GMT -5
HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
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Post by 2old on Aug 5, 2023 18:09:07 GMT -5
What guys don't think of... (Sorry!)
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