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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Apr 19, 2020 9:08:18 GMT -5
An old man walks into the doctor's waiting room and goes straight to reception. The receptionist asks what is the problem? He says “ I've got a problem with my dick “ .Embarrassed, the receptionist says “ you shouldn't say things like that in a crowded waiting room. Much more discreet would be to say that you have something wrong with your ear. Now go back out and come in again and try that “ He scratches his head but goes out the door. Comes straight back in again goes straight to the receptionist and says “ I've got something wrong with my ear “ “That's better “ she says. “ what's wrong with your ear?” “I can't pee out of it!
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Post by TheSource on Apr 20, 2020 18:26:57 GMT -5
What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?
HoseA and HoseB.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2020 18:14:12 GMT -5
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Post by 2old on Jun 12, 2020 20:12:04 GMT -5
Two criminals known to always split their spoils evenly, shoplifted a calendar. When arrested, it was announced they both got 6 months.
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Aug 3, 2020 4:16:41 GMT -5
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? No? Never mind.It was tearable. 😹
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Post by ruby on Aug 5, 2020 11:58:48 GMT -5
A man was sitting on a bench watching two men at work. The first man was digging holes,the second man came after him and filled them in again. He went over and asked them why.They said they normally worked as a gang of three but Paddy, whose job it was to put the trees into the holes, was off sick that day!
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Post by ruby on Aug 5, 2020 12:01:41 GMT -5
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Post by ruby on Sept 9, 2020 20:54:57 GMT -5
This morning, I saw my neighbor talking to her cat again. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. When I got back into the house, I told my dog and we both laughed.
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Post by ruby on Sept 11, 2020 16:18:12 GMT -5
Christmas is to be renamed Christmask this year. Also there will be no presents this year as Santa will have to self-quarantine in between each country during his rounds and there's no way he's going to be able to complete all his deliveries on Christmask Eve. Also I don't want to hear anyone saying "Merry Christmask" this year. It's "Happy Holidays" because all festivals matter.
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Sept 17, 2020 4:42:40 GMT -5
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Sept 27, 2020 7:46:18 GMT -5
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Sept 27, 2020 7:47:04 GMT -5
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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Oct 6, 2020 4:57:30 GMT -5
Drawing God A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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Post by The Inspector on Oct 8, 2020 19:02:40 GMT -5
HOW DO YOU GET TRUMP TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB TELL HIM OBAMA PUT IT IN?
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Post by ruby on Dec 4, 2020 20:43:38 GMT -5
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