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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2019 20:25:54 GMT -5
~ Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
~ I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
~ I discovered that the mortician had buried my father in the wrong plot. It was a grave mistake.
~ People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
~ The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.
~ What do you call the family of a water pump? Pump-Kin.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2019 20:35:13 GMT -5
~ I was about to have an affair with Amanda Lynn but there were strings attached.
~ I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.
~ She only dated hairy men, so I grew a beard to be hirsuter.
~ If you accidentally leave your fly down on a promising date, does that count as a Freudian zip?
~ When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set.
~ Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
~ I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2019 20:45:41 GMT -5
~ A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
~ The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
~ You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
~ Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.
~ He took a gun to his watch because he wanted to kill time.
~ The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement.
~ What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.
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Post by rebecca2013 on Aug 8, 2019 13:40:25 GMT -5
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