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Post by SirFurryanimalWales on Jul 11, 2019 3:24:05 GMT -5
A man is hiking through the Welsh mountains... A man is hiking through the Welsh mountains with his pet newt when he comes across a pub. He enters the pub and sees that there is a sign that says dogs are allowed in.
"Can I bring my pet newt inside?" The man asks the bartender.
"Hmm, I suppose so." The bartender says, slightly sceptical.
The man leaves and enters again with the biggest newt the bartender had ever seen. It was almost a meter long and the bartender was shocked silent.
"This is my newt: Tiny." The man tells the bartender.
"Tiny? But it's massive!" The bartender says in shock.
"He's called Tiny because he's my newt."
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Post by Warrigal on Jul 12, 2019 1:02:24 GMT -5
Groan...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2019 14:20:41 GMT -5
First joke I ever read about a newt.
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