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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2019 16:50:40 GMT -5
1) I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
2) The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
3) A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
4)A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
5) Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.”
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Post by chinadoll1981 on Apr 7, 2019 20:19:04 GMT -5
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Post by rebecca2013 on Apr 8, 2019 7:50:09 GMT -5
1) I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach. 2) The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed. 3) A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.” 4)A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.” 5) Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.”
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 12:11:48 GMT -5
LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 12:20:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 12:25:30 GMT -5
REALLY LAME
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Post by formerlyme on Apr 9, 2019 16:32:48 GMT -5
These are excellent, @rubyk!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2019 16:53:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2019 13:40:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2019 13:41:07 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2019 13:43:51 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2019 13:46:40 GMT -5
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Post by birdgal on Aug 22, 2019 20:01:18 GMT -5
These really did make me laugh out loud. Thank you Ruby K.
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Post by formerlyme on Aug 22, 2019 21:30:06 GMT -5
These really did make me laugh out loud. Thank you Ruby K.
Ditto...Fun Stuff!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2019 16:59:37 GMT -5
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