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Post by TheSource on Jan 3, 2019 23:33:37 GMT -5
Idolatry, Is not for me. It may be for thee, But that I don’t see.
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Post by 2old on Jan 4, 2019 7:22:58 GMT -5
Too many people, I fear Are enamored with cats on here! Their avatars show that They're friendly with the animal called cat. Now, personally, let it be known A love for cats I've never shown. Too many feral versions hung out at the barn When I was young, growing up on the farm. That experience soured me on the four-legged feline And it pains me, I've never been able to resign Myself to give up that bias... that dislike Even though their playful antics my interest piques. Do keep your love of cats displayed Too may people are cruel to animals, I'm afraid And I don't care what species you choose for your pet It's the love shown that I appreciate... you bet!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2019 9:32:23 GMT -5
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Post by 2old on Jan 4, 2019 16:57:20 GMT -5
Close your mouth, that's not a yawn! Have you no manners, striped one? Noisy cat, you're not very nice Why don't you do your job... go catch mice! And while I'm complaining about Ruby's meme I have another issue, or so it may seem. If cats are so wise and do so well Why the heck can you not spell??? "Oh, NO!" would be fine, your mood it does tell. "OH NOES!!" is totally wrong, that's not how you spell! You're not a Siamese so don't use that excuse Clean up your act, to me it's "verbal abuse"!!
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Post by TheSource on Jan 4, 2019 21:21:20 GMT -5
Hey diddle, diddle. My cat took a piddle, In her new litter box.
My cat can’t rhyme, But can sure tell time, ’Cause she likes to look at clocks.
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Post by 2old on Jan 4, 2019 22:31:42 GMT -5
A stopped clock is right twice a day. A cat is never right, I say. A dog will learn tricks and will obey A cat won't "sit" or "lie down" or "stay". A dog will protect you, a cat run and hide. A cat will disown you, a dog stays by your side. We may have to consider in 2019 Getting another dog, one that is really mean. If the dog is big enough and really strong It can pull me out of bed and drag me along To my laptop on the last minute of 2019 So when I'm first to post last I know it will be seen. No cat has that strength or is nearly as smart Dogs, on the other hand, will gladly play a part In helping the prize, this year to achieve. Dogs are better than cats, I will always believe!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2019 22:56:14 GMT -5
Dear 2old:
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Post by TheSource on Jan 5, 2019 16:33:53 GMT -5
Grumpy Cat, Grumpy Cat. He's got a frown. Grumpy Cat, Grumpy Cat. He's world renown. He's got three gazillion frowny meme's, But here's one where his smile beams.
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Post by 2old on Jan 5, 2019 21:33:29 GMT -5
Grump cat, grumpy cat, that's all you get Never saw a single cat that couldn't throw a fit For no specific reason No matter what the season Grump cat, grump cat, that's all you get!!
A dog can be trained and gives its master love A cat walks around pretending its God above! Many good folks on this board have their cats Good people... certainly not dingbats! They love their cats and that's okay But with dogs my preference will stay.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2019 21:43:28 GMT -5
LAST!
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Post by Drifter on Jan 6, 2019 9:24:30 GMT -5
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Post by 2old on Jan 6, 2019 11:54:30 GMT -5
Going out to eat Can be such a treat! The decision where to go Causes arguments, you know. I love eating Chinese, the buffets are really good. It is there where you can gorge and gorge with much food. The only problem I have and I'll explain that. I hope it's Kung Pao Chicken and not Kung Pao Cat!
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Post by TheSource on Jan 6, 2019 17:58:25 GMT -5
Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall. Someone came 'round and drank them all. Now there is none, For us to have fun, So we can't from the barstool fall.
Then the man from Nantucket came in, And ordered a drink with Gin. He got an umbrella, Then gave it to Stella, Who pretended that she was Fred Gwynne.
The movie she's in has a plot. Doing bops in the trailer got caught. Now she is out, And starting to pout, 'Cause she has a real ugly mugshot.
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Post by 2old on Jan 6, 2019 20:49:02 GMT -5
Headed to the moon, a cow meets the sky While Little Jack Horner sticks his thumb in a pie. Some little girl named Bo has lost her mutton Little kids play "Who's got the button".
An animated egg falls off of a wall. Jack climbs a beanstalk, oh so tall. Ring around the rosie. A tisket a tasket. Kids in a circle playing "Upset the Fruit Basket".
Games and rhymes used to be so nice Now all the kids know is their digital device. I really believe the interaction with a friend Was a valuable asset to kids back then.
Still, today at age seventy-two I've become addicted just as have you To laptops and phones and the new internet Has it been proven that, today, any smarter we get?
The sole purpose of my use of this device, you know Is to play word games and continue to go Towards the end game even though the distance is vast Until I can claim the prize of being first to post last!!
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Post by TheSource on Jan 7, 2019 22:42:31 GMT -5
When the moon is over Miami, I eat a sandwich of hammy. But if there's pie in the sky' It might fall in your eye, And you just might win a Grammy.
Green Eggs and Ham was a Dr. Seuss book. But I hear tell that he was really a crook. He created the Grinch, Who could make dirt flinch, And even scare Captain Hook.
Don't count your chickens before they hatch, They all might not be in the batch. That's sound advice, Even for mice, Dress warm so a cold you won't catch.
Tick tock and hickory dickory. My rhyming friend exhibits trickery. His rhymes are great, And he writes them straight, Even thinks he'll claim another victory.
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